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  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Date and Walnut Rolls
    dates, chopped (dried pitted dates) and
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    dates, chopped (dried pitted dates), brown sugar , measure firmly packed, water, butter, bicarbonate of soda, egg, lightly beaten, walnuts or 1/2 cup pecans, chopped, self-raising flour (alternately use 2 cups plain flour and 4 tsp baking powder)
    1 hour 20 min, 8 ingredients
  • Date & Walnut Rolls - Gluten Free
    dates, chopped (dried pitted dates) and
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    dates, chopped (dried pitted dates), brown sugar , measure firmly packed, water, butter, bicarbonate of soda, egg, lightly beaten, walnuts or 1/2 cup pecans, chopped, gluten-free self-raising flour (alternately use 2 cups plain gluten-free flour blend and 4 tsp gluten-free baking powder), xanthan gum (use only if your flour blend does not contain a gum)
    1 hour 20 min, 9 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Date Nut Bread
    dates, pitted and chopped, boiling water, baking soda and
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    dates, pitted and chopped, boiling water, baking soda, chopped walnuts, white sugar, margarine, eggs, beaten, salt, all-purpose flour, vanilla extract
    1 hour 40 min, 10 ingredients
  • Date Nut Loaf Cake
    dates, pitted and chopped, water, butter, white sugar and
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    dates, pitted and chopped, water, butter, white sugar, baking soda, all-purpose flour, egg, beaten, vanilla extract, chopped walnuts, butter, heavy cream, brown sugar
    1 hour 20 min, 12 ingredients
  • Date Filled Cookies
    dates, pitted and chopped, white sugar, water and
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    dates, pitted and chopped, white sugar, water, butter, softened, brown sugar, all-purpose flour, baking soda, rolled oats, salt
    9 ingredients
  • Date Filled Cookie Bars
    dates, pitted and chopped, white sugar, water, lemon zest and
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    dates, pitted and chopped, white sugar, water, lemon zest, orange zest, rolled oats, all-purpose flour, baking soda, brown sugar, ground cinnamon, chopped walnuts, butter, melted, sugar for dusting
    13 ingredients
  • Date Cake
    dates, pitted and chopped, baking soda, boiling water and
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    dates, pitted and chopped, baking soda, boiling water, white sugar, all-purpose flour, chopped walnuts, egg, vanilla extract, salt, butter, buttermilk, white sugar, salt, all-purpose flour, chopped walnuts, vanilla extract
    16 ingredients
  • Date Nut Mayonnaise Cake
    dates, pitted and chopped, baking soda, boiling water and
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    dates, pitted and chopped, baking soda, boiling water, all-purpose flour, white sugar, mayonnaise, chopped walnuts, water, egg, beaten, white sugar, butter, lemon zest, lemon juice
    13 ingredients
  • Date Loaf Cake
    dates, pitted and chopped, dark brown sugar, margarine and
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    dates, pitted and chopped, dark brown sugar, margarine, boiling water, self-rising flour, baking soda, vanilla extract
    1 hour 10 min, 7 ingredients
  • Date Bars I
    dates, pitted and chopped, brown sugar, water, rolled oats and
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    dates, pitted and chopped, brown sugar, water, rolled oats, all-purpose flour, brown sugar, baking powder, salt, shortening
    9 ingredients
  • Date Nut Bread
    dates, chopped fine, brown sugar, butter, boiling water and
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    dates, chopped fine, brown sugar, butter, boiling water, egg, well beaten, baking soda, flour, salt, chopped nuts
    1 hour 15 min, 9 ingredients
  • Date Bars
    dates, chopped, sugar, water, butter or 1/2 cup margarine and
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    dates, chopped, sugar, water, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, shortening, brown sugar , packed, all-purpose flour, salt, baking soda, quick-cooking oats
    45 min, 10 ingredients
  • Date Cookies Like Awrey's
    dates, water, sugar, chopped nuts (optional), brown sugar and
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    dates, water, sugar, chopped nuts (optional), brown sugar, butter, quick oatmeal (dry ), salt, flour, baking soda
    30 min, 10 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Date Fruitcake Date Fruitcake
    dates, stoned but not cut up, walnut pieces, not cut up and
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    dates, stoned but not cut up, walnut pieces, not cut up, candied cherry, not cut up, flour, salt, baking powder, sugar, eggs, separated, vanilla extract
    1 hour 15 min, 9 ingredients




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