49 shameless dinosaur Recipes

chocolate cake mix (regular size), vanilla frosting, green, yellow and black liquid or paste food coloring, pastry bags or small heavy-duty resealable plastic bags, pastry tips, wooden craft spoons (ice cream spoons)

lime gelatin, boiling water, ground cinnamon, cold milk, instant vanilla pudding mix

honey, sherry vinegar, kosher salt, tuscan kale (also called cavolo nero, black, dinosaur, and lacinato kale), extra-virgin olive oil, shallots (about 4 oz.), sliced into thin rings, sliced genoa salami, cut into thin strips (1/8 to 1/4 inch wide ), unsalted butter, well softened

chicken broth, quinoa, rinsed and drained, water, lacinato (dinosaur) kale, sliced, olive oil, shallot, minced, salt, creole seasoning (such as tony chachere s)

olive oil, divided, red onion, peeled and sliced, garlic cloves (1 minced, 2 left whole ), crushed tomatoes, dried oregano, salt and pepper, divided, butternut squash, peeled and cut into 1/2-in. cubes, dried thyme, kale (often sold as dinosaur or tuscan ), whole wheat lasagna noodles, part skim ricotta cheese, ground nutmeg, shredded mozzarella cheese, divided

shell pasta, ripe tomatoes, cored and diced, sliced celery, diced green pepper, mayonnaise, spicy brown mustard (or creole mustard), garlic cloves, minced, brown sugar, kosher salt, black pepper

vegetable oil, onions, diced, green pepper, diced, chopped garlic, flour, water, half-and-half, sharp cheddar cheese, shredded, colby cheese, shredded, american cheese, shredded, pecorino romano cheese, shredded, kosher salt, lemon pepper, sugar, yellow mustard , french s, white vinegar, tabasco sauce, elbow macaroni, shredded cheddar cheese, pecorino romano cheese

borlotti beans or other small dried bean of choice, soaked for 4 hours, chicken stock, garlic, crushed, onions, 1/2 peeled, 1 1/2 chopped, salt and freshly ground black pepper, thick peasant style bread, cut into coarse cubes or torn into pieces, evoo , plus some for drizzling at the table, carrots, chopped, ribs celery with leafy tops, chopped, crushed red pepper flakes , 1/3 palmful, fresh bay leaf, herb bundle of fresh parsley , sage, thyme and rosemary, dry white wine, tuscan kale (also known as lacinato or dinosaur) or swiss chard, stemmed and chopped, (about 12 oz trimmed greens), savoy cabbage, cored and chopped , about 2 to 3 cups, a few grates of nutmeg, tomato puree or passata, parmigiano-reggiano rind, plus freshly grated to pass at table, white or red onion, finely chopped

dinosaur or curly green kale (about 2 bunches), rinsed, olive oil, salt and pepper, chopped preserved lemons (see notes ) or 1 tbsp slivered lemon peel

low-fat milk (or whichever kind of milk you prefer), vanilla yogurt, nonfat is great, frozen grape juice concentrate

salt, orecchiette, walnuts, fresh rosemary, 1/4 to 1/3 cup leaves, loosely packed, garlic cloves, cracked from skin, black pepper, extra virgin olive oil, divided, extra virgin olive oil, divided, grated parmigiano-reggiano cheese, shoulder lamb chops, bone-in , 8 to 10 oz each, butter, grated nutmeg , to taste, red onion, thinly sliced, heads kale or 2 heads dinosaur kale or 2 heads chard leaves, chopped, aged balsamic vinegar

good quality country sausage, extra large jalapenos, jack cheese with hot peppers, deli sliced boiled ham, flour, eggs beaten with water for egg wash, water, cornmeal or 1 cup plain breadcrumbs, cayenne pepper (optional), black pepper, salt, oil (for frying )

olive oil, onion, chopped, ground beef (80% lean), garlic cloves, chopped, ketchup, smoky tomato-based barbecue sauce (such as dinosaur bar-b-que sauce), hot red pepper sauce (frank s red hot sauce), plain yellow mustard, hot dog, grilled, hot dog bun, toasted, grated cheddar cheese, chopped onion

salt and pepper, to taste, ziti rigate whole wheat ziti or 3/4 lb any other short-cut pasta, extra-virgin olive oil, garlic cloves, finely chopped, cavolo nero, stemmed and very thinly sliced (also called tuscan kale, dinosaur kale or lacinato kale), nutmeg , to taste, fresh ricotta cheese, grated onion, italian tomatoes in puree, fresh basil , torn, to taste, parmigiano-reggiano cheese , to taste, shredded mozzarella cheese

salt, farro , pearled, mixed mushrooms (such as shiitake, crimini and hen of the woods), slice the criminis and coarsely chop the hen of woods and shiitakes, evoo, plus extra for serving, chopped fresh thyme, freshly ground black pepper, garlic, finely chopped, shallots, chopped, bundle thin asparagus trimmed and sliced on an angle, bundle flat tuscan kale (also called lacinato or dinosaur), stemmed and finely chopped, freshly grated nutmeg, dry sherry or marsala, chopped hazelnuts, lemon juice , for serving, sherry vinegar , optional

extra-virgin olive oil, anchovy fillets, chile pepper, thinly sliced, garlic, thinly sliced, black kale , lacinato or dinosaur, stemmed and thickly shredded, ale, freshly grated nutmeg, salt and freshly ground black pepper