1058 screaming martini Recipes
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potato & cheese pierogies, cooked and10 Morepotato & cheese pierogies, cooked, your favoite smoked spicy sausage, cut in bite size pieces or make it meatless, raw cauliflower or 3/4 cup broccoli, raw carrot, sliced, raw mushrooms, sliced or 1 (1 oz) can drained sliced mushrooms, sweet onion, chopped, hot sauce, to taste (i use denzil s peaches & scream), condensed tomato soup or 1 (10 oz) can tomato noodle soup, salt , to taste, pepper, shredded cheddar cheese1 hour , 11 ingredients
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cream cheese (may use less, depending on size of peppers ... and7 Morecream cheese (may use less, depending on size of peppers used), garlic cloves, chopped (use less if you use less cream cheese or small peppers), sun-dried tomato, finely chopped (nice handful from the jar), fresh basil, chopped (to taste), salt, jalapeno peppers (larger than average size will make them easier to stuff), bacon, thinly sliced (use less if you use smaller peppers), toothpick (for the peppers, not your teeth!)40 min, 8 ingredients
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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Sandi's Special Seasoned Sour Scream
sour cream, yogurt, minced garlic or 1 tsp garlic paste and4 Moresour cream, yogurt, minced garlic or 1 tsp garlic paste, cumin, paprika, lemon juice, salt3 min, 7 ingredients -
Football I Scream Sandwiches
whole 3 inch sugar cookies or 32 chocolate cookies or 32 ... and3 Morewhole 3 inch sugar cookies or 32 chocolate cookies or 32 oatmeal cookies, white decorating icing , fitted with a plain round decorating tip, ice cream, assorted candy sprinkles (choose your team colors)1 hour , 4 ingredients -
I-Scream Cones (Rachael Ray)
sugar wafer ice cream cones, chocolate chips and2 Moresugar wafer ice cream cones, chocolate chips, some of the new , funky flavors out there, very hot water5 min, 4 ingredients -
Joe's Screaming Stuffed Jalapeno Poppers
cream cheese , depending on the size of your pepper, room... and7 Morecream cheese , depending on the size of your pepper, room temperature, chopped garlic or granulated , depending on your preference (cup mon, no spicy finger food is complete without this spice), chopped sun-dried tomatoes - a nice handful from the jar, chopped fresh basil leaves, salt, jalapeno peppers (larger then average size will make them easier to stuff), sliced bacon ( pork fat rulez!), toothpicks (for the peppers, not your teeth silly)40 min, 8 ingredients -
Ice Scream Balls
carton vanilla ice cream, pretzels and3 Morecarton vanilla ice cream, pretzels, black and orange sprinkles, candy corn chopped, chocolate chips5 ingredients -
Banana Butter Rum I Scream Open-Faced Sandwiches
all-purpose baking mix, granulated sugar, ground nutmeg and13 Moreall-purpose baking mix, granulated sugar, ground nutmeg, ripe bananas, mashed (about 1 cup), milk, egg, vegetable oil, vanilla extract, chopped pecans, unsalted butter, dark brown sugar, chopped pecans, bananas , cut in half lengthwise then crosswise, dark rum, vanilla extract, vanilla ice cream23 min, 16 ingredients -
Fluff-N-Nutty Martini (Fluffer Nutter Martini)
marshmallow flavored vodka (smirnoff fluffed marshmallow ... and1 Moremarshmallow flavored vodka (smirnoff fluffed marshmallow vodka is what is suggested), hazelnut-flavored liqueur5 min, 2 ingredients
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