118 pendejo foolproof Recipes

russet potatoes, peeled and cubed, milk (must be warmed before using), butter or 1/3 cup margarine, salt (to taste), pepper (fresh ground and to taste)

egg whites, salt, kraft marshmallow creme (1/2 of 7 oz.jar)

frying chicken, cut up, flour, salt, pepper, butter or 2 tbsp margarine, vegetable oil, onion, chopped, instant chicken broth, paprika, water, sour cream, whipping cream

fast rising yeast, water, flour, baking potato, peeled and quartered (about 9 oz), unbleached all-purpose flour, warm water, 105-115 degrees, extra virgin olive oil, salt, extra virgin olive oil, fresh rosemary leaves (i usually omit), coarse sea salt (or 1-1/4 tsp kosher salt)

graham cracker crumbs, walnuts, chopped, cinnamon, melted butter, cream cheese, room temp, sour cream, eggs, sugar, vanilla, almond extract, lemon juice

all-purpose flour, plus extra for dusting, baking powder, granulated sugar, salt, vegetable shortening, milk

semi-sweet chocolate chips (approx . 3 cups), sweetened condensed milk (not evaporated milk), salt, chopped nuts, vanilla extract

flour, vegetable shortening, sugar, salt, vinegar, egg, water

onions, thinly sliced, butter or 1/2 cup margarine, flour, beef broth, beef bouillon cubes, water, white wine or 1/4 cup sherry wine, salt and pepper, to taste, onion salt , to taste, french bread, swiss cheese, shredded, parmesan cheese, grated

eggs, mayonnaise, sour cream, distilled white vinegar, spicy brown mustard (gulden s), sugar, salt, pepper

red new potato, cut in 1/2, sweet onion, sliced in quarters, carrot , cut into 2 inch pieces, garlic pepper seasoning, salt, oil

water, honey-molasses (adjust mix to taste), active dry yeast, whole wheat flour, wheat gluten, salt

turkey neck, turkey giblets (refrigerate liver until needed), chicken broth, onions, sliced, carrot, sliced, dry white wine or 1 cup water, celery leaves, butter, at room temperature, all-purpose flour, turkey drippings, salt and pepper

egg yolks, sugar, light corn syrup, unsalted butter, softened, vanilla (or other flavoring--see not at top of page)

egg yolks, at room temp, lemon juice, butter or 3/4 cup margarine, water, salt, cayenne, dry mustard

fresh cilantro, rinsed & dried (3 cup. loosely packed), toasted almond, sliced, garlic cloves, fresh ginger, lime , juice of, extra virgin olive oil, sea salt , to taste