9 nineteen sixty Recipes

egg whites, cream of tartar, white sugar, buttery round crackers, crushed, chopped pecans, vanilla extract, whipping cream, brown sugar

gin, kirsch, dry vermouth, angostura bitters, sugar syrup, ice cubes, maraschino cherry

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

flour, sugar, salt, yeast, milk, water, butter or 1/4 cup margarine

veal cutlets , 2 1/2 oz each, essence , recipe follows, egg, slightly beaten with 2 tbsp milk, in a shallow bowl for dipping with veal, saltine crackers , finely crumbled in a blender or food processor, vegetable oil, fresh fettuccine pasta, heavy cream, grated parmigiano-reggiano cheese, salt and black pepper, chopped chives, parmigiano-reggiano cheese for grating, couple of long breadsticks, paprika, salt, garlic powder, black pepper, onion powder, cayenne pepper, dried leaf oregano, dried thyme

dry yeast, warm milk (105o to 115o), shortening, sugar, egg, slightly beaten, salt, all-purpose flour

pineapple chunks (reserve juice!), pineapple chunks (reserve juice), vanilla instant pudding mix, mandarin oranges, drained, red apples, chopped