18 never sauce Recipes

ground beef, eggs, beaten, herb-seasoned dry bread stuffing mix, hickory smoke flavored barbeque sauce, onion, finely chopped, minced garlic, milk, barbeque sauce, brown sugar

lean ground beef, thawed (no more than 15% fat or it ll be swimming in grease and shrink up on you...we use 10% or less and i), horseradish sauce, light mayonnaise (or full fat..but fat free has too much water in it), minced garlic (we use the garlic in a jar that comes pre-minced or minced microwave roasted garlic), favorite barbecue sauce (we used masterpiece smokey flavor), acini di pepe pasta (can substitute with couscous), acini di pepe pasta (can substitute with couscous), eggs, ground quick-cooking oatmeal or 1/2 cup crushed ritz cracker, brown sugar (i use sugar in the raw), ketchup, brown sugar

rice chex or 2 cups crispix cereal, wheat chex or 2 cups crispix cereal, corn chex or 2 cups crispix cereal, honeycomb cereal (optional), pretzel sticks (i use rold gold brand), dry roasted peanuts, butter, sugar, light corn syrup, soy sauce (i use kikkoman. hawaii people, do not use aloha brand for this!!!), oil, worcestershire sauce, tabasco sauce, nori goma furikake (i prefer nori komi furikake, but it wouldn tsp let me input nori komi furikake, mishima brand)

ground beef, sweet italian sausage link, removed from casings, onion, diced, green bell pepper, diced, garlic cloves, minced, tomato sauce, tomato paste, dried basil, dried oregano, dried rosemary, crumbled, water, whole milk ricotta cheese, eggs, lightly beaten, fresh parsley, chopped or 1/4 cup dried parsley, mushrooms, sliced thin, zucchini , sliced lengthwise, spinach, steamed, shredded mozzarella cheese, shredded parmesan cheese

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

butter, egg yolks, salt, sugar, tabasco sauce, dry mustard, lemon juice

turkey, tomato sauce (ketchup), sherry wine, paprika, salt, black pepper, whole carrots , cut lengthwise, celery, sliced, water

worcestershire sauce, garlic cloves, minced, fresh thyme leave

ketchup, lemon juice, worcestershire sauce, hot sauce, to taste (crystal or louisiana, never, ever tobasco), course horseradish, to taste (not prepared )

lean ground chuck, garlic salt, ground black pepper, chopped onion, chopped green pepper, worcestershire sauce, del monte stewed tomatoes , with onions celery and green peppers, prego pasta sauce with tomato basil and garlic, uncle ben boil-in-the-bag rice, cabbage leaves, kraft 100% parmesan cheese, grated, kraft four cheese pizza cheese, shredded

worcestershire sauce, anchovy fillets, vinegar (tarragon, wine etc), tabasco sauce (to taste), fresh ground pepper (to taste), bacon, heads romaine lettuce, garlic cloves, egg, lemon juice, dry mustard, grated parmesan cheese, milk, favorite wine

pancetta , cut into 1/4 inch pieces, extra virgin olive oil, unsalted butter, green pepper, seeded and quartered, carrots, peeled and halved, stalks celery & tops, halved, yellow onion, peeled and quartered, whole mushrooms, garlic cloves, peeled, lemon , zest of, links italian sausage, casings removed, ground beef (not too lean), salt, dry red wine (never cook with a wine you wouldn tsp drink), whole milk, allspice, dried basil (rub between fingers to wake up flavors), dried oregano (rub between fingers to wake up flavors), fresh ground pepper, whole tomatoes with juice, chopped fine (reserve juice), freshly grated parmigiano-reggiano cheese, at the table

pork but 8-10 lbs, paprika, salt, brown sugar, garlic powder, onion powder, chili powder, dried mustard, cumin, more cayene, course black pepper, cinnamon, nutmeg, meat injector, cider vinegar, hot sauce, butter, brown sugar, black pepper, if you plan on roasting this in the oven add, liquid smoke

baking chocolate squares, butter, sugar, canned milk, salt, vanilla

sliced onion, diced green pepper (i never use this, since i can tsp eat bell pepper), minute rice, oil or butter, water, tomato sauce (8 oz each) or 2 can diced tomatoes (2 lb each) and omit the 2 cups water, salt, black pepper, picante sauce to taste for heat ( i use 2 tbsp of medium)

ramen noodles , as many packages as needed, water or 1 1/2 cups chicken stock, per package of noodles, onion, chopped (green, red, yellow, white, pearl, sweet , leeks, chives or shallot), carrot (finely chopped, thinly sliced , or julienne, baby carrots work very well), celery (finely chopped or thinly sliced ), mushroom (of whatever sort, thinly sliced, fresh, tinned, or dried), bell pepper, finely chopped (a mix of colors adds to the visual appeal), fresh yams or fresh sweet potato , julienne and cut to very thin bite size, tomatoes, quartered, sausage (kielbasa, bratwurst, mettwurst, pepperoni, genoa, what have you, cut into thin bite-size bits), cold cuts beef (lamb, pork, ham, chicken or turkey, cut bite size), bacon, crumbled, meatballs (crumbled or cut bite size) or meatloaf (crumbled or cut bite size), beef jerky , cut thinly across the grain, cooked fish (fresh or tinned , anything but lobster, there are no recipes for leftover lobster, there s never any) or shell fish, clams, oysters, mussels, crawdads, s callops, etc (fresh or tinned, anything but lobster, there are no recipes for leftover lobster, there s never any), cheese (of every persuasion, grated, shredded, crumbled or cut into small cubes, ramen with green onions and), soy sauce , worcestershire, tamari, hot, barbecue (i prefer cholulla hot sauce), mustard , horseradish, etc. (anything i may have missed check your fridge and pantry, you ll find something), salt & freshly ground black pepper