119 moose nose Recipes

warm water , tap water boiled and cooled or 8 oz distilled water, salt

low-fat milk, honey, active dry yeast, butter, egg yolks, all-purpose flour, honey, butter, sugar, raisins (for the eyes), dried cherries (for the tongues), maraschino cherries, cut in half (for noses)

cream cheese, shredded cheddar cheese, sour cream or 1/4 cup yogurt, serrano chili, minced, garlic clove, minced, black olives, mashed, celery seed, black pepper, black beans, rinsed, drained well, mashed, dried shiitake mushroom (broken into pieces two for ears), red peppercorns (for eyes), bacon bits (for toes & nose), dried rosemary sprigs (for whisker), hot pepper jelly , hot as hell habanero zucchini jelly

waffle shaped pretzels, hershey chocolate kisses, red and green m &m s

chocolate cake mix, butter, softened, powdered sugar, strong brewed coffee, semi-sweet chocolate chips, melted, vanilla, salt, pretzel twists, broken in half (for antlers), m & (you ll need the reds for the noses)

white chocolate candy melts, chocolate chips (eyes), orange tic tac mints, cut in half (nose), m iniature & s chocolate candies (buttons), nutter butter sandwich cookies (body), wax paper

pillsbury create n bake refrigerated sugar cookie dough, white frosting, fluffy, decorating icing, assorted jelly beans (for nose), pink candy sprinkles

cream cheese, garlic salt, onion powder, raisins , for eyes mouth and buttons, carrot , for the nose, crackers , for the hat, thyme , sprig for hat, carrot , for scarf, broken pretzels , for arms

white cake mix, peppermint extract, white cranberry juice, white icing, cupcakes, royal icing , recipe follows, blue colored candy canes, u shape broken off to make a cup handle and straight part broken into small pieces, cupcakes, white icing, marshmallows, pretzel sticks or tooth picks, royal icing , recipe follows, cake decorating dots, orange slice jelly candy , cut into tiny wedges for the nose, cupcakes, white icing, yogurt covered pretzels, blue candy covered chocolates or blue jelly beans, fruit roll-up (recommended : fruit by the foot), red gum drops, egg whites or 5 tbsp meringue powder, fresh lemon juice or 1 tsp vanilla extract, sugar , sifted

cake, white cake mix (recommended : betty crocker), water, vegetable oil, eggs, peppermint extract, unfrosted cupcakes, white frosting (recommended: betty crocker fluffy white ), royal icing, egg whites or 5 tbsp meringue powder, fresh lemon juice or 1 tsp vanilla extract, sugar , sifted, candy to decorate snowman, royal icing (in a squeeze bottle or piping bag), sweetened flake coconut, store bought small snowflake shaped cookies, blue mint candies (for hat), peppermint patties (for eyes), blue jelly beans (for eyes), orange gumdrops (for nose), blue candy covered chocolates (for mouth), hard candies (for buttons ), color decorating sugar, foot long fruit roll-up (for scarf) (recommended: fruit by the foot), giant blue peppermint stick (for broom stick), white gum drops (for hands)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

butter or 1 cup margarine, sugar , sifted, vanilla, egg, flour , sifted, baking soda, cream of tartar, salt, spiced gumdrop , sliced into eyes, nose, mouth and ear shapes (remove black gumdrops)

butter, marshmallows, rice krispies, strawberry licorice bootlace (whiskers and tails), gumdrop (eyes), red cinnamon candies (nose), vanilla icing (glue), graham cracker sticks (ears )

fresh green pear (makes 2 heads and noses), raisins (eyes), chocolate chips (1 for wart), red apple (mouth), canned chocolate frosting, ice cream , cone (hat), soft chocolate cookies , we used an archway dutch cocoa cookie (hat), carrot , and grater (hair)