31 little pizzas Recipes

extra virgin olive oil (plus a little extra for the zucchini and the walnuts), minced shallot, minced or crushed garlic, salt , or to taste, cider vinegar or red wine vinegar, sugar, dried thyme, dried oregano, black pepper, zucchini, halved and cut lengthwise into 1/8-inch thick slices, walnut halves, raw or lightly toasted, grated parmesan cheese, very fresh, small, halved cherry tomatoes, springs of fresh marjoram , thyme, oregano, cubes of feta or crumbled goat cheese, dab of very fresh high-quality ricotta

refrigerated buttermilk biscuits, tomato sauce, dried onion flakes, dried oregano, dried basil, garlic powder, shredded mozzarella cheese

whole wheat english muffins, split, fat-free refried beans, salsa, sliced ripe olives, green onions, chopped, canned chopped green chilies, shredded part-skim mozzarella cheese

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

pita bread (pita pocket), prepared pesto sauce (more if desired), greek kalamata olives, split in half, cooked chicken, cubed, sun-dried tomatoes packed in oil, drained (can substitute 1 roma tomato to taste), feta cheese, crumbled, chopped fresh basil (optional)

triscuit crackers, pepperoni slices, shredded cheddar cheese , or a mozzarella and cheddar mixture

pizza dough (approximately two can of pillsbury or any brand refrigerated dough, or even frozen dough), red pepper, cut in in thin strips, green pepper, cut in thin strips, mushrooms (i prefer crimini, but button will work fine, thick sliced and roasted), japanese eggplant , cut lengthwise diced, white onion, cut in half sliced, mozzarella cheese, grated, parmesan cheese, grated, dried oregano, fresh basil, fresh parsley, red pepper flakes (to taste, i like to use a bit more), kosher salt, ground black pepper, olive oil (plus a little extra to brush on the crust to bake)

hunts tomato sauce, hunts tomato paste, oil, water, oregano, crushed garlic, crushed red pepper flakes, sugar, salt

corn flake crumbs, grated romano cheese, garlic powder (we use more because we love garlic), cayenne pepper, egg whites, water, zucchini , and yellow squash cut into 1/4 inch slices, cauliflower floret (not too little), broccoli floret (not too little), cut halved white button mushrooms, pizza sauce, warmed (sometimes i use hunts four cheese shaghetti sauce or heinz bottled chili sauce for seafood but you cup)