42 larry pants Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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Larry's Lean Lasagna
lean ground beef, olive oil, carrot, stalk celery, onion and10 Morelean ground beef, olive oil, carrot, stalk celery, onion, garlic cloves, kosher salt, tomato sauce, tomato paste, honey, chicken broth, fresh grated pecorino romano cheese, fresh grated asiago cheese, lasagna noodles, uncooked, chopped black olives1 hour 20 min, 15 ingredients -
Larry's Chocolate Zucchini Cake (Soy)
butter, sugar, oil, cinnamon and13 Morebutter, sugar, oil, cinnamon, grated zucchini (peeled and seeded ), salt, baking soda, eggs, vanilla, soymilk, lemon juice, flour, cocoa, baking powder, dark chocolate chips, chopped almonds1 hour , 17 ingredients -
Larry's Salmon Fajitas
salmon fillets, boned, skinned, and cut into 1-inch cubes and10 Moresalmon fillets, boned, skinned, and cut into 1-inch cubes, onion (about 6 oz.), thinly sliced, lemon juice, ground cumin, minced fresh ginger, hot sauce, hot chili flakes, leaves (about 3 oz. total) romaine lettuce, tomatoes (about 1 lb. total ), nonfat flour tortillas (6 1/2 to 7 in.), warmed, nonfat sour cream11 ingredients -
Larry's Dry Rib Rub
brown sugar, sweet paprika, coarse salt add last and9 Morebrown sugar, sweet paprika, coarse salt add last, granulated garlic (powder ), granulated onion (powder ), dry mustard, leaf sweet basil (optional), cumin, cayenne, ginger, cinnamon, ancho chili powder12 ingredients -
Fancy-Pants Bangers 'N' Mash
olive oil, links sausages , bangers if possible and12 Moreolive oil, links sausages , bangers if possible, red potatoes, cubed, red onions, thinly sliced, fresh thyme leaves, garlic, chopped, dry red wine, chicken stock, butter, cream cheese, chives, chopped, milk, parsley, chopped, lemon, juiced14 ingredients -
Smarty pants = chicken, sausage, okra gumbo & rice
zatarians gumbo base mix or 1 package oak grove smoke hou... and6 Morezatarians gumbo base mix or 1 package oak grove smoke house gumbo base mix (absolutely don tsp use gumbo mix with rice included), chicken (or as much as you can fit into the pot after you mix the base), smoked sausage (or as much as you can fit into the pot after you mix the base), sliced frozen okra , defrosted, grain white rice, water , in a large pot, salt1 hour 35 min, 7 ingredients -
Smarty-Pants Pancakes
egg, wholemeal self-rising flour, milk, cinnamon and3 Moreegg, wholemeal self-rising flour, milk, cinnamon, drops vanilla essence, butter, smarties candies8 min, 7 ingredients -
Fancy Pants Beans
pork and beans, pinto beans, undrained, bacon and2 Morepork and beans, pinto beans, undrained, bacon, onion, chopped, butter15 min, 5 ingredients -
Kick in the Pants Lentil Soup
olive oil, onion, diced, garlic cloves, minced and8 Moreolive oil, onion, diced, garlic cloves, minced, fresh ginger, grated, ground cumin, chili flakes (or to taste), green lentil, carrots, roughly diced, water, stock cubes (i used vegetarian chicken-style ), roughly shredded spinach leaves (i used beet greens because i had them lying around, any greens will do)40 min, 11 ingredients -
Bronzed Shrimp
fresh shrimp , butterflied and deveined with pants on* (3... and4 Morefresh shrimp , butterflied and deveined with pants on* (36 to 40 per lb head-on count), minced garlic, garlic powder, bronzing seasoning, extra-virgin olive oil45 min, 5 ingredients -
Uncle Larry's Texas Short Ribs
short rib of beef, salt, pepper, flour and7 Moreshort rib of beef, salt, pepper, flour, onions, sliced into rings, green peppers, chopped, ketchup, picante sauce (hot or mild ), red wine vinegar, sugar, worcestershire sauce3 hour , 11 ingredients -
Chef Larry's Sweet Challah
bread flour, sugar, kosher salt and9 Morebread flour, sugar, kosher salt, fast rising yeast , dissolved in, water, 115 degrees, eggs, beaten, egg , reserved, to baste with, sesame seeds or poppy seed, margarine, melted, honey, vanilla extract, butter flavoring3 hour 20 min, 12 ingredients -
Fat Larry's Pizza Dough
dry yeast (1 package), water, warm and7 Moredry yeast (1 package), water, warm, all-purpose flour , sifted, vegetable oil, vegetable oil, vegetable oil, salt, dried oregano, chopped fresh parsley1 hour , 9 ingredients
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