3923 josee stasio christmas granola Recipes

  • Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
    water, baking soda, sugar, salt, brown sugar, eggs, nuts and
    2 More
    water, baking soda, sugar, salt, brown sugar, eggs, nuts, dried fruit, tequila , jose cuervo
    30 min, 9 ingredients
  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Granola Bars
    granola cereal, coconut, shredded, rolled oats, flour and
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    granola cereal, coconut, shredded, rolled oats, flour, baking powder, salt, artificial sweetener, raisins, flax egg substitute or psyllium egg substitute (to equal 1 egg), oil, sesame seeds
    30 min, 11 ingredients
  • Granola Ice Cream Squares
    granola cereal and
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    granola cereal, vanilla ice cream (or ice cream, sherbet or sorbet of choice), caramel ice cream topping (or feel free to use a topping of your own selection) or 1/4 cup chocolate syrup (or feel free to use a topping of your own selection)
    5 hour , 3 ingredients
  • Granola And Apples Cookies
    granola, oatmeal, brown sugar, apple grated and
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    granola, oatmeal, brown sugar, apple grated, chips , chopped apple, canola oil, whole wheat flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, egg, sea salt, peeling peanuts for garnish
    25 min, 13 ingredients
  • Granola Trail Mix
    granola without raisins, raisins and
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    granola without raisins, raisins, m & s brand chocolate candies, honey-roasted peanuts
    10 min, 4 ingredients
  • Cuervo- Jose That Is- Christmas Cookies
    christmas cookies, water, baking soda, sugar, salt and
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    christmas cookies, water, baking soda, sugar, salt, brown sugar, lemon juice, eggs, nuts, dried fruit, jose cuervo tequila
    11 ingredients
  • Christmas Cookies
    dark brown sugar, two sticks) butter, granulated sugar and
    8 More
    dark brown sugar, two sticks) butter, granulated sugar, eggs, dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins), baking soda, salt, fresh lemon juice, coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans, all purpose flour, jose cuervo tequila (silver or gold , as desired)
    11 ingredients
  • Christmas Granola
    rolled oats, dried cranberries, hazelnuts, chopped and
    5 More
    rolled oats, dried cranberries, hazelnuts, chopped, sunflower seeds, grated orange rind, ground cinnamon, honey, vanilla extract
    35 min, 8 ingredients
  • Christmas Granola
    oats (quick or old fashioned, uncooked), shredded coconut and
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    oats (quick or old fashioned, uncooked), shredded coconut, chopped pecans, honey, raw unsalted sunflower seeds (optional), butter or 1/4 cup margarine, melted, grated orange peel, vanilla, ground cinnamon, salt (optional), dried cranberries
    45 min, 11 ingredients
  • Christmas Granola
    quaker oats (quick or old fashioned, uncooked) and
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    quaker oats (quick or old fashioned, uncooked), shredded coconut, pecans, chopped, honey, sunflower seeds, raw, unsalted, butter, melted (margarine, ok), orange zest, vanilla extract, ground cinnamon, salt (optional), dried cranberries (about a 6 oz package)
    55 min, 11 ingredients
  • Christmas Dump Cake
    cranberry sauce, whole, apple pie filling, yellow cake mix and
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    cranberry sauce, whole, apple pie filling, yellow cake mix, butter (1 stick), almonds or 1/2 cup walnuts, chopped or 1/2 cup granola cereal
    11 min, 5 ingredients
  • Josee Di Stasio's Christmas Granola Josee Di Stasio's Christmas Granola
    cinnamon, ground ginger, nutmeg, oats (instant is fine ) and
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    cinnamon, ground ginger, nutmeg, oats (instant is fine ), oat bran or 1 cup wheat germ, sliced almonds or 1 cup pumpkin seeds or 1 cup sunflower seeds or 1 cup walnuts, coconut, salt, maple syrup or 2/3 cup honey, vegetable oil (canola), almond extract, dried cranberries or 1 cup raisins, flax seed
    30 min, 13 ingredients
  • Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
    water, baking soda, sugar, salt, brown sugar, lemon juice and
    4 More
    water, baking soda, sugar, salt, brown sugar, lemon juice, eggs, nuts, dried fruit, jose cuervo tequila
    10 ingredients
  • Granola Muffins Granola Muffins
    granola 1 and 1/2 cups, whole wheat flour 1 cup and
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    granola 1 and 1/2 cups, whole wheat flour 1 cup, flax seeds or powder 2 tbsp, baking powder 2 tsp, baking soda 1 tsp, applesauce (i used unsweetened) 1 and 1/2 cups, vanilla lite soy milk 1/2 cup, granola for topping
    25 min, 10 ingredients
  • Granola Irish Cream Granola Irish Cream
    granola cereal, freeze dried blueberries (optional) and
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    granola cereal, freeze dried blueberries (optional), irish cream
    1 min, 3 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients




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