6706 granny greta down Recipes

eggs, milk, pure vanilla extract, ground cinnamon, challah , cut into 1 inch-thick slices (about 5-6 slices), unsalted butter, cut into small cubes, light brown sugar, plus more for sprinkling, divided, granny smith apples, peeled and sliced, heavy cream, pecans, chopped, dried cranberries or 1/2 cup blueberries or 1/2 cup raisins, sugar, garnish (optional)

unsalted butter, softened, plus extra for greasing the pan, brown sugar, pure maple syrup, crisp apples , such as granny smith, peeled, cored and cut into 1/2- to 1-inch cubes, coarsely chopped hazelnuts or 1/2 cup almonds, fresh lemon juice, ground cardamom or 1/2 tsp cinnamon, salt, all-purpose flour, baking powder, granulated sugar, eggs, at room temperature, pure vanilla extract, buttermilk

chopped pecans, light brown sugar, butter, melted, refrigerated pie crusts, divided, granny smith apples, peeled and cut into 1-inch chunks (about 1 3/4 lb.), jonagold apples, peeled and cut into 1-inch chunks (about 1 1/4 lb.), granulated sugar, all-purpose flour, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

french toast, eggs, whole milk, pure vanilla extract, ground cinnamon, challah bread , cut into 1 inch-thick slices or any thick crusty bread i used pecan raisin in the picture, unsalted butter, cut into small cubes, light brown sugar, plus more for sprinkling, divided, granny smith apples, heavy cream, pecans, dried cranberries (i omitted the cranberries in the picture), sugar, garnish , optional

butter, salt, cinnamon, nutmeg, sugar, egg, flour, baking powder, milk, sliced granny smith apples, brown sugar , firmly packed, butter, milk

boiling water, raisins, cake flour, baking powder, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, salt, brown sugar, divided , plus, brown sugar, divided, vegetable shortening, egg, milk, dark molasses, vanilla extract, butter, melted, corn syrup, maraschino cherries, quartered, coarsely chopped walnuts, granny smith apples, peeled and sliced

butter, tart apples , such as granny smith, brown sugar, cinnamon, shortening, brown sugar, egg, beaten, molasses, flour, baking powder, tps. baking soda, salt, cinnamon, ginger, sour milk, egg, water, molasses, salt, lemon juice, vanilla

brown sugar , packed, butter, melted, corn syrup, pecans, chopped, refrigerated pie crusts (2 crusts ), brown sugar , packed, flour, butter, melted, cinnamon, nutmeg, granny smith apples, lemon juice

golden raisin, irish whiskey, superfine sugar, butter or 3/4 cup margarine, ground cardamom, granny smith apples, cored , sliced horizontally (abotu 16 slices), cake flour, sugar, baking soda, buttermilk, lightly whipped cream or vanilla ice cream

eggs, whole milk, pure vanilla extract, ground cinnamon, challah bread , cut into 1 inch-thick slices, unsalted butter, cut into small cubes, light brown sugar, plus more for sprinkling, divided, granny smith apples, heavy cream, pecans, dried cranberries, sugar, garnish , optional

nonstick baking spray with flour, butter; 1/2 cup melted and 1 cup softened, brown sugar, fuji apple, cored and thinly sliced, granny smith apple, cored and thinly sliced, granulated sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking powder, ground cinnamon, salt, ground nutmeg, buttermilk, caramel mousse , recipe follows, candy-coated pecans , for serving, caramel ice cream topping , for serving, unflavored gelatin, cold water, boiling water, heavy whipping cream, sugar, caramel ice cream topping

tart apples , such as mcintosh or granny smith, fresh lemon juice, ripe bananas, ground cinnamon, unsalted butter, light brown sugar, maple syrup, eggs, milk, vanilla extract, challah bread (1-inch thick )

all-purpose flour, salt, butter flavored shortening, cold (recommended: crisco ), cold water, olive oil, sliced boneless pork cutlet, red wine (merlot preferred), butter, granny smith apples, peeled, cored, chopped, pear, cored, chopped, orange , zested and juiced, minute tapioca, golden raisins, dark raisins, dried cherries, granulated sugar, salt, ground ginger, ground cinnamon, butter, light corn syrup, brown sugar, walnut halves

butter, caramel ice cream topping, brown sugar, sliced peeled granny smith apples (about 4 medium), chopped pecans, flaky butter tasting refrigerated biscuits (8 biscuits)

prepare the night before or at least 3 hours in advance., butter, brown sugar, water, combine butter , brown sugar and water in a saucepan. heat on medium until bubbling, stirring frequently. place in a 9 x 13 pan and allow to cool for 20 to 30 minutes., granny smith apples, cinnamon, to taste (we like lots !), raisins , optional, french bread, sliced 1 1/2 inch thick (about 8 slices), milk, eggs, vanilla

butter, brown sugar, water, granny smith apples, peeled, cored and sliced, cinnamon to taste, raisins , optional, french bread, sliced 1 1/2 inches thick, milk, eggs, vanilla, nutmeg to taste, whipping cream, sour cream, sugar, almond extract

golden raisins, irish whiskey, cake flour, baking powder, granulated sugar, cold butter divided, buttermilk, superfine sugar, ground cardamom, granny smith apples cored and sliced horizontally