711 gets makeover Recipes

frozen hash browns, thawed (i hadn tsp noticed the thawed so it explains why the middle was still frozen the last time i cooked this. a few minutes in the microwave took care of that. so if you forget to thaw the potatoes, bake this a while longer. ), melted butter or margarine (real butter really makes them taste good, the hell with cholesterol and trans fats), cream of chicken soup, grated cheddar cheese (i guesstimate this, you can tsp have too much cheese), sour cream (are you getting a theme here , you can just hear your arteries slam shut while you eat it), salt (moderation in something), onion, chopped, crushed crackers (i got tired of crushing crackers so i used plain bread crumbs, melted butter (gets better and better)

nopalitos, drained and rinsed. get fresh if you can., chopped onion, butter or margarine, cilantro , course chopped., bell or anaheim pepper seeded and sliced thin., eggs, chopped ripe olives (optional), jalapeno pepper, seeded and finely chopped (optional)., milk , i use beer but whatever., salt and fresh ground pepper, to taste

diced english muffins (i get reduced fat), diced ham (i use left over ), shredded taco cheese blend, skim milk, egg substitute, dijon mustard

all purpose flour - sifted, eggs yellows removed or 2 eggs as a whole, sugar, vanilla extract, buttermilk, whole milk, teaspons baking powder, baking soda, salt, unsalted butter - melted and cooled to room temp

did you know, budweiser beer conditions the hair, pam cooking spray will dry finger nail polish, cool whip will condition your hair in 15 minutes, mayonnaise will kill lice , it will also condition your hair, glue - paint on your face , allow it to dry, peel off and see the dead skin and blackheads if any., shiny hair - use brewed lipton tea, sunburn - empty a large jar of nestea into your bath water, minor burn - colgate or crest toothpaste, burn your tongue put sugar on it, arthritis wd-40 spray and rub in , kill insect stings too, bee stings - meat tenderizer, chigger bite - preparation h, puffy eyes - preparation h, paper cut - crazy glue or chap stick (glue is used instead of sutures at most hospitals), stinky feet - jello, athletes feet - cornstarch, fungus on toenails or fingernails - vicks vapor rub, kool aid to clean dishwasher pipes. just put in the detergent section and run a cycle, it will also clean a toilet. (wow, and we drink this stuff), kool aid can be used as a dye in paint also kool aid in dannon plain yogurt as a finger paint , your kids will love it and it won tsp hurt them if they eat it, peanut butter - will get scratches out of cd s! wipe off with a coffee filter paper, sticking bicycle chain - pam no-stick cooking spray, pam will also remove paint , and grease from your hands! keep a can in your garage for your hubby, peanut butter will remove ink from the face of dolls, when the doll clothes are hard to put on, sprinkle with corn starch and watch them slide on, heavy dandruff - pour on the vinegar, body paint - crisco mixed with food coloring. heat the crisco in the microwave, pour in to an empty film container and mix with the food color of your choice, tie dye tsp-shirt - mix a solution of kool aid in a container, tie a rubber band around a section of the tsp-shirt and soak, preserving a newspaper clipping - large bottle of club soda and cup of milk of magnesia , soak for 20 min. and let dry, will last for many years, a slinky will hold toast and cd s, keep goggles and glasses from fogging, coat with colgate toothpaste, wine stains , pour on the morton salt and watch it absorb into the salt., wax - take a paper towel and iron it over the wax stain, it will absorb into the towel., labels off glassware etc. rub with peanut butter, baked on food - fill container with water, get a bounce paper softener and the static from the bounce towel will cause the baked on food to adhere to it. soak overnight. also; you can use 2 efferdent tablets , soak overnight, crayon on the wall - colgate toothpaste and brush it, dirty grout - listerine, stains on clothes - colgate toothpaste, grass stains - karo syrup, grease stains - coca cola , it will also remove grease stains from the driveway overnight. we know it will take corrosion from car batteries, fleas in your carpet 20 mule team borax- sprinkle and let stand for 24 hours. maybe this will work if you get them back again., keep fresh flowers longer add a little clorox , or 2 bayer aspirin , or just use 7-up instead of water., when you go to buy bread in the grocery store, have you ever wondered which is the freshest, so you squeeze for freshness or softness did you know that bread is delivered fresh to the stores five days a week monday, tuesday, thursday, friday and saturday. each day has a different color twist tie., are, monday = blue, tuesday = green, thursday = red, friday = white, saturday = yellow ., if today was thursday , you would want red twist tie; not white which is fridays (almost a week old)! the colors go alphabetically by color blue- green - red - white - yellow, monday through saturday. very easy to remember. i thought this was interesting. i looked in the grocery store and the bread wrappers do have different twist ties, and even the ones with the plastic clips have different colors. you learn something new everyday! enjoy fresh bread when you buy bread with the right color on the day you are shopping., forget gatorade for migraine headaches. powerade won tsp work.

fresh broccoli and/or cauliflower, fresh lemon juice, greek style yogurt (if you can get it strained , do, it s thicker), mayonnaise, green onions, chopped, fresh cilantro, chopped, crushed red pepper or cayenne, ground cumin seeds, feta cheese, crumbled, kosher or sea salt and fresh ground pepper

ice cubes, mexican plums sliced in half and pitted or any other edible wild fruit (warning though on blackberry-you get mouthfulls of seeds) or fruit in season such as 2 ripe peaches, inexpensive vanilla ice cream, naleczowianka , which is only a big polish word for soda water, opt. ground flax seed, opt. mint flavored syrup

vanilla beans. don tsp get the old crummy expensive ones from the store. serving them online , or go to a health food store, it is worth it., vodka or bourbon, i get , but i like it to be clear when it starts so i know how dark the beans have made it, bourbon is not clear right i do not drink so i do not know. i just get ...

m ashamed to admit it but i am a lemon bar snob. i m not proud of it. well, maybe the word snob is a bit harsh. let s just say that i have very strong preferences when it comes to lemon bars., i prefer a delicate, buttery crust with a slight snap to it. and the crust should never be more than half the overall height of the lemon bar. i don tsp want to chew endlessly on an overly thick and, inevitably, tough crust. or even worse, mash my way through the gummy mess of an underdone crust., i prefer a dominant lemon flavor untainted by the milkiness of cream , evaporated or condensed milk. it should be just tart enough to make my mouth pucker a teeny bit. don tsp get me wrong. a creamy lemon confection has its place in my dessert kingdom, but not in the form of lemon bars. sorry, milk, but tart is king., i prefer my lemon filling to be smooth and soft, but not runny. when the filling hits my tongue it should be luscious. overcooking the filling will turn the lemon bar into a sponge. no 1 wants to eat a lemon flavored sponge, least of all me., i prefer my lemon bars dusted with confectioners sugar. but not so heavily dusted that exhaling will shower the table (or your neighbor) with sugar., finally, i prefer to eat my lemon bars with a fork. that s not snobbish, is it

melted duck or goose fat or butter. you can purchase goose fat at bristol farms; you can save duck fat from roasting duck legs (also available at asian supermarkets; i usually get them on the same trip and make them first, to render the fat). you may supplement either 1 with butter if you need more to cover the gizzards. vegetable oil will not do. you will need enough to cover the gizzards in, a small high casserole ; i also use a loaf pan.

oats -- steel cut, pearl barley, raisins , seedless -- organic if you can get some, dried fruit -- dates, or others, cinnamon, water, soy milk -- or oat milk, rice milk, your choice, maple syrup -- to taste

kudu liver (or any other ), milk (raw if you can get or otherwise use pasturised), dised bacon, onions dised, viniger, half to 1 half cup sugar, flour or maize for coating, olive oil, mazina for thickning, salt, peper

bacon( crumbled , you can buy these cooked and crumbled at the store---get it, so good), shredded mozarella cheese, butter, melted, eggs, beaten, chopped onion, salt, all-purpose flour, milk, spinach chooped, chooped cilantro/parsley

potato 5 lb bag, bacon 1 lb fried crisp and crushed sliced minced -but get it to bacon bits, onion two fist sized vidalias diced, grated cheese 1 lb of colby, sour cream 1 cup, real butter (or dont bother) two sticks sliced to pats, handful fresh chives

traditionally , eggplant is fried in oil on the stove top. however, baking it drastically reduces the calories and fat without sacrificing flavor. plus you get to eat more., eggplant, eggs, a pinch of crushed red pepper flakes, a couple of pinches of salt, bread crumbs (preferably plain ), grated reggiano-parmigiano cheese, eggplant , cut into 3/8-inch thick slices (yield 10-12 slices)

potatoes, peeled and cut into chunks (not too small), tomato soup, half a can of water, garlic, finely minced, zest of 1 lemon, juice of 1 lemon, olive oil, dried oregano , thyme -- good size pinch, but rub herbs in hand to get flavors going, salt and pepper

instant mashed potatoes, sour cream, butter, mild cheddar, bacon bits

cleaned grasshoppers, (heads, wings and legs removed), flour ........this is always to much -but its the close st amount i can get to what i use..., shake of baking powder, salt, milk- maybe a smidge more if to thick, egg , whipped /beaten ..get it foamy, angostura bitters ........or two if you like...just go easy with this stuff -its potent...