51 funky Recipes

bread (your favorite kind , it s good with sourdough or wheat), swiss cheese, american cheese, tomatoes, onion, sliced , to taste, banana pepper, drained , to taste, butter or 2 tbsp margarine, divided

hot dogs, hamburger buns, funky purple heinz ketchup (or regular ketchup with blue food color added)

chicken, pepper relish (i use trader joes), salt, oil, ground black pepper, lemon

water, butter, melted, chicken, cooked, onion, chopped, celery, chopped, mayonnaise, salt, eggs, slightly beaten, milk, cream of chicken soup, cheddar cheese, grated

fresh lemon juice, fresh orange juice, kosher salt, light brown sugar, chopped yellow onion, oranges, halved, jalapenos, minced with seeds (i add 4-5), chopped fresh cilantro, chopped garlic, chili powder, ground cumin, dried oregano , preferable mexican, whole turkey breast (or i have used a whole turkey), vegetable oil, salt, garlic powder, black pepper, onion powder, cayenne pepper, dried oregano leaves, dried thyme

beef cutlets, southwest seasoning mix, flour, eggs, slightly beaten, vegetable oil for frying, roasted garlic mashed potatoes, hot, worcestershire sauce , recipe follows, white gravy for the steaks, garnish: 1 tbsp chopped chives , brunoise peppers, olive oil, coarsely chopped onions, jalapenos, with stems and seeds, chopped, minced garlic, freshly ground pepper, anchovy fillets, salt, whole, medium lemons, skin and pith removed, dark corn syrup, pure cane syrup, distilled white vinegar, water, fresh horseradish, peeled and grated

two duck breasts , pans eared to medium rare, olive oil for sauteing, chopped fresh ginger, carrot sticks, shredded white cabbage, chicken stock, tamarind glaze , recipe follows, cornstarch, green onion crepes , any standard savory crepe recipe with the addition of finely chopped green onions, chopped green onions, for garnish, tamarind concentrate, ketchup, chili powder, water, molasses, minced garlic

graham cracker crumbs, sugar, unsalted butter, melted, cream cheese, softened, eggs, sugar, sour cream, fine-quality white chocolate, chopped fine, milk chocolate, chopped fine, semisweet chocolate, chopped fine, heavy cream, milk, unsalted butter, milk chocolate, chopped fine, semisweet chocolate, chopped fine

sack extra-crispy style frozen potato fries, chili powder, ground cumin, grill seasoning (recommended: mccormick montreal seasoning ), vegetable oil, divided, ground turkey breast , 2 packages, onion, finely chopped, worcestershire sauce , eyeball it, tomato sauce , 1 (8-oz) can, red bell peppers , 1/4 of 1 pepper finely chopped, remaining peppers thinly sliced, garlic, divided, hot sauce, divided, chunk, cheddar or smoked cheddar cut into 1/4-inch dice, red wine vinegar , eyeball it, sugar, salt, divided, red onion, thinly sliced, shredded red cabbage , 1 sack, available in produce department, coarse black pepper, butter, curly parsley , a couple of handfuls of leaves, finely chopped, soft burger rolls