32 food little Recipes

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

tuna in water, stalk celery, pickles (garlic and dill is best), pickle juice, mayonnaise or 2 -3 tbsp best foods, onion (a little less), pepper

south coast portuguese fish chowder, recipe from: 50 chowders, this chowder has a relationship to new bedford and the area new englanders call south coast, which includes that part of southeastern massachusetts west of cape cod and a small piece of eastern rhode island. the area is ethnically diverse, with a large portuguese population, but everyone, even those who aren tsp portuguese, loves good food. i served this chowder recently to a group at sakonnet vineyards in little compton, rhode island. as soon as word got out that there was chourico (a dry, spicy, garlicky portuguese sausage) in the chowder, the crowd demolished it. almost everyone in this region loves chourico, which the locals pronounce shore-eese. all over new england where the portuguese have settled, chourico is included in clambakes, clam boils, and other traditional yankee fare., its translucent reddish broth and colorful pieces of bell pepper, tomato, chourico, potato, fish, and cilantro, this portuguese-style chowder is very enticing. it has a splendid aroma and a savory spicy flavor, making it an interesting and exciting alternative to milder creamy chowders., i like to serve this chowder with toasted garlic bread or a crusty loaf of portuguese or italian bread., serves: 8 as a main course, equipment, you will need a 4- to 6-quart heavy pot with a lid, a wooden spoon, a slotted spoon, and a ladle., olive oil, dried bay leaves, garlic, finely chopped (1 tbsp), onions (14 oz), cut into 1/4-inch dice, green bell pepper (6 oz), cut into 1/2-inch dice, ground allspice, yukon gold , maine, pei, or other all-purpose potatoes, peeled and sliced 1/3 inch thick, fish stock , chicken stock, or water (as a last resort), canned whole tomatoes in juice (from a 28-oz can), cut into 1/2-inch dice (measured with their juice), spicy chourico or andouille sausage, casing removed and sliced 1/4 inch thick, kosher or sea salt and freshly ground black pepper, skinless silver hake , cod, haddock, or bass fillets, pinbones removed 10 sprigs fresh cilantro, leaves and tender stems finely chopped (1/4 cup), coarsely chopped fresh italian parsley

ground chicken (2 20 oz. packages.) or 2 1/2 lbs ground turkey (2 20 oz. packages.), no-salt-added vegetables, raw brown rice, fresh parsley

crushed pineapple , un-drained, lime , juice of, angel food cake mix, reduced-fat cream cheese, softened, limeade, from concentrate, powdered sugar (reviewer used 4 tbsp), rum extract, rum (add more if you want) (optional), cool whip lite (a little over 3 cups), toasted shredded sweetened coconut, lime zest, mint leaf

sugar, unsalted butter, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, salt, egg, a little over 1/2 stick) unsalted butter, all-purpose flour, brown sugar, cinnamon, dark corn syrup, egg, vanilla extract, whole, fresh cranberries, walnut pieces, equipment needed : an electric mixer or food processor, plastic wrap, rolling pin, 7-inch tart pan with a removable bottom or 8-inch pie pan

tiger shrimp, shelled and deveined, onion, chopped very finely, garlic cloves, sliced finely, tomato, peeled and cubed, partially skim milk, coconut milk (available in cans in most asian food stores), red pepper flakes , to taste, salt, little oil (for frying )

cucumber, gin, splash of fresh lime juice, splash of simple syrup, chilled seltzer

bourbon or rye, sweet (1/4 cup plus 2 tbsp) vermouth, aperol, ice, maraschino cherries

corn oil, onion, chopped (1 cup), garlic, chopped, jalapeno pepper, stemmed, seeded (if you like it hot include the seeds) and minced, chili powder, ground cumin, kosher salt, whole peeled canned tomatoes, chopped and about 1/4 cup of their juices, lean ground sirloin beef, chicken broth, fresh cilantro leaves, roughly chopped, oil, for frying, dozen 5-inch corn tortillas, preferably white , or prepared taco shells, head romaine or iceberg, thinly sliced, ripe medium tomatoes, cored and diced, hass avocados, diced, shredded cheddar or monterey jack cheese, sour cream, for garnish