1679 fell off Recipes

olive oil, onion, finely chopped, egg, ground beef chuck, plain dry bread crumbs, garlic salt, ground coriander, ground nutmeg, chopped fresh parsley, ground black pepper to taste, condensed cream of mushroom soup, water , or as needed

fresh corn , cut off the cob, orzo pasta, kalamata olive, pitted and halved, sweet red pepper, chopped (3/4 cup), green onion , thinely sliced, fresh basil, finely snipped, fresh parsley, finely snipped, olive oil, white wine vinegar, salt, black pepper, freshly ground

olive oil, for frying, fresh flounder fillets (or other white fish), seafood seasoning, plus more for sprinkling (recipe below ), all-purpose flour, panko breadcrumbs (or regular breadcrumbs), eggs, beaten, french baguette, cut into 4 servings (or use bread of choice or buns), tomatoes , slices, romaine leaves, sliced thin (chiffonade), red onion, sliced thin, hot relish (amish or indian), capers, dijon mustard, chopped fresh tarragon leaves (or 1/4 tsp. dried ), fish sauce, fresh ground black pepper, worcestershire sauce, lemon , juice of, hot sauce, mayonnaise, onion powder, pepper, salt, thyme, paprika, sage, rosemary, celery seed, cayenne (optional)

whole chicken (2- 1/2 to 3 lb), lemon, salt, garlic powder, paprika, chili powder, ground coriander, oranges, water, onions (peeled )

chopped fresh onion, olive oil, tomato sauce, salt (to desired flavor ), pepper (to desired flavor )

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

milk , full-cream, superfine sugar, cornflour (known as maizena in s a), egg yolks, milk chocolate, chopped up (good quality , 200g), butter, vanilla, chocolate, top quality (pref at least 70% cocoa butter, try callebaut, cote d or or lindt, ), hot strong coffee (very good instant will do, best is brewed coffee), superfine sugar (caster sugar), all-purpose flour or 2 1/2 cups cake flour, cocoa powder (any kind ), baking powder (not soda), salt, eggs, vegetable oil, buttermilk , well shaken, vanilla, fresh heavy cream, chocolate , semisweet, high quality, corn syrup (i use 20 ml golden syrup), butter

smoked ham , shoulder cut off the bone into slices or 2 lbs , shoulder cut off the bone into chunks or 2 lbs chopped ham, cut into chunks, mayonnaise, mustard, hot dog relish, onion, sliced thin, bread or roll, of your choice

carrots washed and tops off, parsnips washed and tops off, leeks tops cut off and discarded, chicken or parts washed and excess fat removed, skin on or off as preferred, granulated chicken boullion, white pepper, fresh dill, fresh bread or crackers

endives, leaves separated, oranges , supremed (cut the top and bottom off, remove the rest of the peel with a knife, and cut each section out), almonds, sliced, toasted, goat cheese, crumbled, chives, chopped, salt, garlic clove, extra virgin olive oil, sherry wine vinegar, shallot, chopped, salt, pepper

ears sweet corn , cut raw off the cob, sweet butter, half-and-half, salt and pepper

all-purpose flour, salt, unsalted butter, softened, granulated sugar, heavy cream, turbinado sugar such as sugar in the raw

german chocolate cake mix or 1 (18 oz) package devil s food cake mix, water, vegetable oil, eggs, vanilla frosting (you can use chocolate frosting), flaked coconut, pecans, chopped, caramel ice cream topping, oreo cookies, finely chopped

bisquick baking mix, quick-cooking oats, raw sugar, bananas, almond milk, eggs, blueberries

unsalted butter, prosecco, bosc pears, peeled, quartered and cored, unsalted butter, dark brown sugar, pecan halves, extra-virgin olive oil, fresh orange juice, balsamic vinegar, chopped fresh parsley, salt and freshly ground black pepper, extra-virgin olive oil, four 1/2-inch-thick slices pancetta , cut into strips, heads frisee, washed, celery leaves , torn from stalks, fennel, shaved thin, parmesan wedge, for shaving

corn chex (or any off brand , and in corn or rice flavor) or 1 (20 oz) box rice chex (or any off brand, and in corn or rice flavor), chocolate chips, peanut butter (depending on taste), powdered sugar

salmon fillets or steaks, soy sauce, sake or dry white wine, mirin, sugar, chopped green onion, chopped fresh ginger, lemon, thinly sliced, olive oil, baby bok choy, washed and cut diagonally, shelled, blanched fresh soy beans (either fresh or frozen) also called edamame, washed fresh pea shoots or pea leaves, garlic chicken stock , recipe follows, sea salt, hot pepper sesame oil, toasted sesame seeds and fresh daikon radish or onion sprouts, as garnish, roast garlic: slice off the top quarter or so of 2 heads of garlic to expose the cloves. drizzle with a little olive oil and season with salt and pepper. loosely but completely wrap each head in a piece of foil and roast in a preheated 400 degree oven until garlic is very soft and lightly browned, about 30 minutes. squeeze out and mash as much as you can from garlic heads. stir garlic into 1-quart chicken stock and simmer for a few minutes to develop the flavor.