71 egg breakfast tacos Recipes

tortilla, egg , scrammbled, shredded taco cheese, chopped onion, bacon cooked the way you like it ., italian bread crumbs

bacon grease or 1 tbsp olive oil, minced onions, minced sweet bell peppers or 2 tbsp mushrooms, diced cooked bacon or 2 tbsp browned bulk pork sausage (optional), eggs, milk or 1 tbsp cream (optional), salt and pepper, taco seasoning , to taste, shredded cheddar cheese or 1/4 cup mexican blend cheese, flour tortillas (burrito size)

cooked spanish rice, refried beans, taco sauce, eggs, beaten, chopped onion, chopped roma tomato, shredded cheddar cheese, salt and pepper

less-fat ground pork sausage, vegetable cooking spray, hot sauce, carton southwestern-flavored egg substitute, soft taco-size whole wheat or white flour tortillas, shredded reduced-fat mexican cheese blend, toppings: salsa , nonfat sour cream, chopped green onions

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

simply potatoes shredded hash browns, turkey sausage links or 6 breakfast sausage links, garlic powder, onion powder, mild taco seasoning, pepper, egg, all-purpose flour, green onion, julienne sun-dried tomatoes, eggs, fresh cilantro, salt, pepper, mexican blend cheese, green onion, sun-dried tomato, sour cream

bacon, mushroom pieces, drained, green onions, diced, green pepper, diced, garlic clove, minced, eggs, sour cream, cheddar cheese, shredded, taco sauce, butter, flour tortillas

rolled pork sausage (mild ), yellow onion (diced ), fresh tomato (diced ), green chili (diced those in a can), flour tortillas, shells, eggs (2 cups), american cheese, favorite taco sauce or picante sauce

tortillas, egg, skim milk, turkey sausage, taco seasoning, garlic powder, kidney beans, drained, onion, diced, tomato, chopped, fresh cilantro, chopped, shredded low-fat cheddar cheese