685 dumb guy Recipes

bay shrimp (100 count or smaller), bay scallops (60-80 count ... the small, bite-sized ones, not the big guys), lump crabmeat (dungeness is my favorite and was used in the original, but your region may have something you prefer), scallions, sliced very thin (use all the white and as much of the green as you like), olive oil, wondra flour (or you may substitute ap flour), clam juice (available in bottles or cans near the canned tuna in most stores), dry white wine, cream, sea salt, to taste (kosher can be used ), smidgen cayenne (that s about half a pinch), white pepper, flat leaf parsley, minced, panko breadcrumbs (optional) or 1/4 cup italian seasoned breadcrumbs (optional)

fresh basil leaf, fresh parsley leaves, red pepper flakes, garlic, chopped, capers, anchovy paste, red bell peppers , roasted, onion, coarsely chopped, lemon juice, extra-virgin olive oil, salt , to taste

garlic, minced, cilantro leaf, freshly chopped, olive oil, tequila, lemon juice, freshly squeezed, lime juice, freshly squeezed, salt, black pepper, freshly cracked, skirt steaks, trimmed, cilantro leaves, freshly chopped, fresh parsley leaves, freshly chopped, basil leaves, freshly chopped, oregano leaves, freshly chopped, white onions, minced, red bell peppers, diced, garlic, minced, salt, black pepper, freshly cracked, ground cumin, red wine vinegar, dried pasilla pepper, extra virgin olive oil

extra virgin olive oil, diced red onions, diced black olives, diced red bell peppers, diced jalapeno, diced garlic, diced artichoke heart (jarred in water, not marinated), cooked black beans, drained, cooked chickpeas, drained, cooked white beans, drained, rolled oats, sweet hungarian paprika, chili powder, dried oregano, minced fresh parsley, red pepper flakes, ground cumin, celery salt, ground sage, seasoned bread crumbs, egg, whole grain hamburger buns, mayonnaise, fresh cilantro, minced, sea salt, fresh ground black pepper

olive oil, lime , juice of, lemon , juice of, garlic cloves, crushed, chopped cilantro, oregano, green onion, chopped, salt, ground black pepper, red pepper flakes, salt , to taste, pepper , to taste, fish fillets (salmon, snapper, sword , yellowtail, anything you like with skin on, 1/2 to 3/4 lb per person)

yukon gold potatoes, medium size, cut into large dice, thick sliced bacon , cut into pieces, canola oil, salt & freshly ground black pepper, red onion, diced, capers, drained, red wine vinegar, dijon mustard, extra virgin olive oil

halibut , cut into 4 equal pieces (whole fillet), minced fresh ginger, light soy sauce, white wine, tater tots , shredded potatoes, nuggets defrosted (recommended ( ), panko breadcrumbs, hoisin sauce, oyster sauce, soy sauce, rice wine vinegar, sesame oil, all-purpose flour, canola oil, sesame seeds, toasted, chopped green onion

hot dogs, pork and beans, diced pepperoni, ketchup, pickle relish, hot dog buns, split

head green cabbage, shaved, carrots, grated, spring onions, mayonnaise, white wine vinegar or 1 tbsp white vinegar, pepper, paprika, splenda sugar substitute or 1 tbsp sugar

extra virgin olive oil, minced ginger, minced garlic, brown sugar, soy sauce, mirin or 4 tbsp white wine, sesame oil, rice wine vinegar, sliced napa cabbage, sliced green cabbage, julienned carrot, sliced red onion, sliced red bell pepper, sliced bok choy, bean sprouts, julienned snap peas, julienned green onion, wonton skins, fried, peanuts (to garnish )

potatoes, bacos bacon bits, shredded cheddar cheese , 1-3 oz per potato, margarine (optional) or 1 tbsp butter (optional), salt

ground beef, tomato soup, whole corn (or cream style), okra, salt (to taste), black pepper (to taste), tomatoes, peas (field), butter beans, onion, chopped

chipotle chile in adobo, minced, lime, juiced, sour cream, ears white corn on the cob, olive oil, jalapeno, seeded and minced, red onion, diced, black beans, roma tomatoes, diced, diced roasted red peppers, sea salt, fresh ground black pepper, ground cumin, freshly chopped cilantro leaves, divided, monterey jack cheese, shredded, cheddar cheese, shredded, flour tortillas, sliced scallions

ground hazelnuts, all-purpose flour, unsalted butter, at room temperature (2 sticks), sugar, vanilla extract, almond extract, powdered sugar, raspberry jam (or jam or marmalade of your choice)

mayonnaise, mustard, preferably dijon, chili sauce, capers, drained, piquante peppers , preferably peppadews, seeded and diced, hard-boiled egg, finely chopped, chopped dill pickles, chopped green onions, kosher salt, freshly cracked black pepper, beets or 1 large, olive oil , for roasting beets, kosher salt and freshly cracked pepper, diced bacon, head iceberg lettuce, cut into 2-inch chunks, head red leaf lettuce, cut into 2-inch chunks, avocados, halved, pitted, peeled and sliced, red onion, thinly sliced, grape tomatoes, hard-boiled eggs, chopped, english cucumber, peeled, seeded and thinly sliced

red wine vinegar, balsamic vinegar, extra-virgin olive oil, salt and freshly cracked black pepper, scallions, sliced, red onions, finely diced, peppadew peppers (sweet red peppers) or roasted red bell peppers, finely diced, sea salt, honey, white beans, drained, chick peas , garbanzo beans, drained, pinto beans, drained, black beans, drained

enriched, extra-wide egg noodles, butter, melted, minced garlic, fresh arugula, loosely packed, fresh squeezed lemon juice, salt and fresh cracked black pepper, shredded asiago cheese, divided