685 dumb guy Recipes

peeled and julienned sweet potatoes, vegetable oil, smoked paprika, granulated garlic powder, granulated onion powder, granulated sugar, ground cumin, kosher salt, malt vinegar

skinned cucumber, chopped, fresh mint leaves, raspberries, ice, lemonade, sweet tea vodka, lemon wheel, for garnish

ice, apples, sliced, peaches, sliced, lemon wheels, lime wheels, light rum, white wine (recommended sauvignon blanc), peach schnapps, sour apple liqueur, fresh lime juice, fresh lemon juice, lemon lime soda, soda water

simple syrup (2 oz sugar and 2 oz water), fresh lemon, plus extra for garnish, gentleman jack bourbon, ice, triple sec or cointreau, splash of club soda .

chicken wings , cut into segments, tips removed and discarded, salt, freshly cracked black pepper, lime juice, tequila, agave syrup , sometimes called nectar, lime zest, ground cumin, adobo sauce, freshly cracked pepper, salt

pineapple chunks, fresh or frozen , plus more for garnish, mango, fresh or frozen, powdered sugar, ice, tequila blanco, fresh orange juice, guava juice, grenadine syrup , plus more for garnish, maraschino cherries, for garnish , optional, cocktail umbrellas, for garnish , optional

white vinegar, kosher salt, granulated sugar, garlic, crushed, plus 2 tbsp, thinly sliced, serrano pepper, seeded , and sliced into half moons, english cucumbers, ends trimmed and thinly sliced on a mandoline, red onion, peeled and thinly sliced on a mandoline

unsalted butter, green apple , such as granny smith, peeled and diced, raisins, sugar, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, juice of 1 lemon, masa harina, melted butter, salt, light agave nectar, tamale husks, vanilla ice cream , for serving, goats milk caramel , or regular caramel, for serving

russet potato, peeled and shredded (about 10 oz), sweet potato, peeled and shredded (about 1 lb), whole egg plus 1 egg white, unbleached all-purpose flour, granulated garlic, cayenne pepper, ground cinnamon, chopped fresh chives, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, canola oil, sour cream, freshly torn fresh parsley leaves, for garnish

canola oil , plus 1 tbsp, minced fresh ginger, minced garlic, soy sauce, hot chili garlic sauce, rice wine vinegar, hoisin sauce, mirin or white wine, sesame oil, chopped fresh cilantro leaves, green beans, cleaned, chopped peanuts, chopped fresh parsley leaves

canola oil, minced garlic, minced ginger, chili powder, turmeric, garam masala , recipe follows, pomegranate juice, skinless, bone-in chicken thighs, olive oil, diced red onion, minced ginger, minced garlic, roma tomatoes, seeded and chopped, garam masala , recipe follows, chili powder, turmeric, heavy cream, butter, salt, freshly ground black pepper, cumin seeds, coriander seeds, black peppercorns, whole cardamom seeds, crushed, whole cinnamon sticks, bay leaf

ice, canned whole cranberries, mint leaves, white cranberry juice, lime, juiced, vodka, lime wedge, green sugar (baking section of grocery store)

green tea, freshly brewed and cooled, lime juice, freshly squeezed, simple syrup, infused with lime zest, gold rum, ice, lime wedges, dipped in sugar

water, agave syrup, sugar, tea bags, ice cubes, plus more for serving, vodka, mint leaves, plus sprigs for garnish, ginger ale

rice bran oil , or canola oil, red onion, diced, minced ginger, minced garlic, shrimp, shelled, deveined, cut 1/2-inch pieces, sliced bok choy, sliced napa cabbage, red bell pepper, thinly sliced, mirin , or white wine, sesame oil, soy sauce, black pepper, salt, diced green onions, tempura batter, avocados, large, seeded, skinned, sweet chili sauce (mai ploy), black sesame seeds

canola oil, fresh okra, tapioca flour, all-purpose flour, baking powder, fine sea salt, divided, baking soda, cayenne pepper, divided, ground white pepper, divided, cornstarch, hot pepper sauce, ice cold water, spicy ranch dressing , for serving, recipe follows, special equipment : about 8 (12-inch) bamboo skewers, garlic, kosher salt, divided, sour cream, buttermilk, loose packed fresh italian flat-leaf parsley, fresh lime juice, fresh cracked black pepper, dried dill, dehydrated onion flakes, drops worcestershire sauce, cayenne pepper, ground white pepper

vanilla wafers, pine nuts, unsalted butter (1 1/2 sticks), melted, tequila, fresh lime juice, egg yolks , plus 2 egg whites, sweetened condensed milk, sugar

two 4-lb slabs pork spare ribs , st. louis style-cut, ground cumin, granulated garlic, onion powder, paprika, kosher salt, ground black pepper, ancho chile powder, tequila bbq sauce , for serving, recipe follows, california/new mexico dried chile, tomato paste, light brown sugar, white tequila, lime juice, minced fresh garlic, molasses, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper