685 dumb guy Recipes

poblano peppers, unsalted butter, yellow onion, diced, kosher salt, plus more for seasoning, fresh ground black pepper, plus more for seasoning, whole milk, eggs, sour cream, grated sharp white cheddar, ears corn, shucked and kernels removed, about 4 to 5 cups, chopped fresh italian parsley leaves, chopped fresh cilantro leaves, cayenne pepper, panko bread crumbs

oil, mexican-style chorizo, red bell pepper, diced, green bell pepper, diced, jalapeno, minced, red onion, diced, garlic, minced, short-grain rice, low-sodium chicken stock, white wine, water, fresh poblano chiles, shrimp, shelled , cut into 1/2-inch pieces, cheddar, shredded, jack cheese, shredded

pork sausage , recipe follows, all-purpose flour, plus more for bench, dark brown sugar, baking powder, mustard powder, baking soda, cayenne pepper, sea salt, unsalted butter, cold, cut into 1/4-inch cubes, shredded mozzarella cheese, buttermilk, egg, well beaten, chipotle agave mustard , recipe follows, coriander seeds, fennel seeds, caraway seeds, minced garlic, dried ground sage leaves, kosher salt, fresh cracked black pepper, red chile flakes, ground pork, maple syrup, amber agave, dijon mustard, yellow mustard, adobo sauce , from canned chipotles, pepper

count) shrimp, cleaned and deveined, soy sauce, minced lemongrass, minced ginger, cornstarch, peanut oil, diced red bell pepper, diced yellow onion, minced jalapeno, minced garlic, fruit salsa , recipe follows, minced fresh mint leaves, seeded and finely diced serrano pepper, minced ginger, rice vinegar, red pepper flakes, whole ripe pineapple , cut in 1/2 lengthwise and flesh removed (making 2 boats ), core removed and fruit diced, dice red onion, dice red bell pepper, apricots, drained and diced

red bliss potatoes, kosher salt, canola oil, dijon mustard, white wine vinegar, agave syrup, garlic, minced, freshly cracked black pepper, roasted red peppers , julienned, sliced scallions, optional garnish

granulated sugar, dark stout beer , such as guinness, light corn syrup, vanilla extract, lightly roasted salted peanuts, lightly crushed pretzels (about 1/4-inch pieces)

active dry yeast, all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting, sugar, kosher salt, plus more for sprinkling, vegetable oil , for the bowl, baking soda

fresh pizza dough , single pizza size, prosciutto, small dice, eggplant, skin-on, cut into 1 1/2-inch cubes, salt, plus more for seasoning, freshly cracked black pepper, plus more for seasoning, olive oil, garlic cloves, minced, red pepper flakes, fire roasted tomatoes, ricotta, drained, eggs, grated parmesan, pine nuts, toasted, chopped italian parsley leaves, chopped basil leaves, dried oregano, chopped rosemary leaves, all-purpose flour , for work surface, cornmeal, for peel, fresh mozzarella, sliced 1/2-inch thick, pizza stone preheated in oven

sheet frozen puff pastry (about 12 oz), thawed, heavy cream, sugar, egg yolks, orange juice, lemon juice, orange zest, lemon zest, orange liqueur , such as grand marnier, fresh raspberries, orange blossom honey, sugar

pork butt, cut into 4 pieces, salt and freshly ground black pepper, red onion, diced, white vinegar, bbq sauce, mayonnaise, apple cider vinegar, sugar, celery salt, garlic salt, freshly ground black pepper, pre-shredded coleslaw mix, red onion, halved, vegetable oil, eggs, milk, egg roll wrappers

all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, eggs, buttermilk, canola oil , for cooking the pancakes, pulled pork, jd syrup, salted butter , for serving, ground black pepper, cayenne pepper, chile powder, ground coriander, dark brown sugar, dried oregano, paprika, kosher salt, ground white pepper, boneless pork butt , about 3 lb, wood chips (preferably hickory), soaked in water for 30 minutes, your favorite beer, your favorite bbq sauce, pure maple syrup, whiskey , such as jack daniel s

semisweet chocolate chips, for dipping, store-bought cannoli shells, unsalted butter, at room temperature, cream cheese, at room temperature, canned pumpkin puree, sugar, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, lemon juice

pecan and butter cracker crust, recipe follows, heavy cream, divided, ground cinnamon, freshly grated nutmeg, powdered ginger, vanilla bean , seeds scraped and pod reserved, egg yolks, sugar, whole milk, canned pumpkin puree, water, turbinado sugar, butter crackers (recommended : ritz crackers), pecans, unsalted butter melted , plus more if needed, dark brown sugar

butter crackers (such as ritz), pecans, unsalted butter, melted , plus more if needed, dark brown sugar, heavy cream, ground cinnamon, freshly grated nutmeg, ground ginger, vanilla bean, egg yolks, granulated sugar, whole milk, canned pure pumpkin, turbinado sugar, for sprinkling

flank steak, dried mexican oregano, ground cumin, coarse sea salt, freshly ground black pepper, beef stock, water, smashed garlic, sweet onion, quartered, bay leaves, whole peppercorns, white vinegar, freshly squeezed lime juice, pickled jalapeno juice, dried mexican oregano, fine sea salt, freshly ground black pepper, ground cumin, extra-virgin olive oil, hearts romaine, shredded, tomatoes, cut in wedges, red onion, thinly sliced, radishes, cleaned, well chilled, fresh cilantro, leaves coarsely chopped, avocados, halved, pitted and sliced, tortilla chips , for serving

hothouse cucumber, finely sliced, fresno chile , halved lengthwise, seeded if desired and finely sliced, white vinegar, sugar, kosher salt

sour cream, milk, hot pepper sauce (recommended : crystal), red onions, sliced into rings, celery salt, onion powder, garlic powder, mustard powder, paprika, chili powder, white pepper, salt, self-rising flour, vegetables oil, for frying

kosher salt, zest of 1 grapefruit, fresh raspberries, fresh jalapeno, agave syrup, fresh lime juice, fresh ruby red grapefruit juice, tequila blanco 100-percent blue agave, ice cubes, club soda or lemon lime soda, grapefruit wedges, for garnish , optional