685 dumb guy Recipes

potatoes , yukon gold, washed and cut in 2 to 3-inch pieces, olive oil, garlic, minced, freshly minced rosemary leaves, skim milk, salt, white pepper, chives

bacon, chopped, minced red onions, fresh uncooked chorizo , out of casing, salt and freshly ground black pepper, ground chuck, 80/20 mix, swiss cheese, thinly sliced , about 8 slices, kaiser rolls, split and toasted, olive oil, diced red onion, roma tomatoes, skinned, seeded , cut into 1/4-inch pieces, chopped garlic, worcestershire sauce, apple cider vinegar, sugar, chopped fresh dill, salt and freshly ground black pepper, allspice, celery salt, mustard seed

soy sauce, mirin, garlic chili sauce, peeled and diced ginger, garlic cloves, chopped, honey or agave syrup, pork tenderloin, silver skin removed , cut in 4 by 1/2-inch strips, green onions , sliced on the bias 1/4-inch thick, fresh spinach, washed, stems trimmed, store-bought kimchi, chopped cilantro leaves, canola oil, hot chili oil , optional, prepared brown rice (2 cups raw )

chicken wings (about 12 whole wings ) 1st and 2nd joint, no tips, canola oil, plus more for frying, grated ginger, sherry, white vinegar, sesame oil, honey, soy sauce, chili garlic sauce, chopped scallions, for garnish, sesame seeds, for garnish

oil, jalapenos, cut into rings, garlic, minced, white wine, whole-grain mustard, apricot preserves, cedar plank pieces, food service quality, salmon fillets, skinned and boned, sea salt, freshly ground black pepper, fresh rosemary sprigs, lemon , zested

strongly brewed coffee, amaretto liqueur (recommended : disaranno), egg yolks, whipping cream, divided, sugar, mascarpone cheese, italian-style hard ladyfinger biscuits, unsweetened cocoa powder, divided, shaved bittersweet chocolate

flank steak or tri-tip, cut into 8-oz pieces, black peppercorns, lightly cracked, kosher salt, extra-virgin olive oil, red onion, minced, garlic, minced, cabernet sauvignon, balsamic vinegar, brown sugar

beer, amaretto, high alcohol content rum (recommended : bacardi 151)

oranges, extra-virgin olive oil, sherry vinegar, dijon mustard, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, squeeze of lemon juice, fresh kale (about 1 lb), dried cranberries, roughly chopped, marcona almonds, roughly chopped

beets (about 14 oz), olive oil, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, thick-cut applewood-smoked bacon slices (8 oz), diced, kale (about 1 1/2 lb), washed, stemmed and cut into 1-inch pieces, low-sodium chicken stock, apple cider vinegar

traditional egg roll wrappers or 24 lumpia (rice-based) wrappers, rice flour, swiss cheese, black forest ham, shredded kalua pork, shredded napa cabbage, egg whites, clean frying oil , such as canola or peanut oil, baking soda (for fire safety), wasabi mojo, makes a bit more than 1 cup, mayonnaise (such as hellmann s), minced garlic, wasabi powder, toasted sesame oil, honey, ground ginger, lemon juice, teriyaki sauce, pork butt, whole banana leaf (available at asian or latin markets or online), cut in half, liquid smoke, salt

red bell peppers, olive oil, garlic, minced, shallots, diced, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper, red pepper flakes, plus extra for finishing, white wine, diced fire roasted tomatoes , such as glen muir, kale (about 3 lb), coarsely shredded roasted chicken meat, chicken stock, rigatoni, extra-virgin olive oil, grated parmesan

head napa cabbage , uncored, roughly chopped (about 1-inch strips), kosher salt, julienned (matchstick) carrot, julienned (mathstick) daikon radish, green onions, split in 1/2, cut in 2-inch sections, tamari soy sauce, water, apple cider vinegar, minced garlic, honey, dry hot chile peppers , split lengthwise and seeds removed

orange juice, pineapple juice, white rum, amaretto , such as disaronno, fresh lime juice, orgeat syrup, ginger liqueur , such as canton, nutmeg, ice, grenadine, fresh pineapple wedges, for garnish, maraschino cherries, for garnish, lime wheels, for garnish

loosely packed basil leaves, balsamic vinegar, garlic put through garlic press, dijon mustard, salt, extra-virgin olive oil, pancetta, roughly chopped, pine nuts, mixed baby salad greens, english cucumber, halved, diced 1/2-inch pieces, tomato, diced in 1/2-inch pieces, kalamata olives, pitted and sliced in 1/2 vertically, crumbled gorgonzola, freshly cracked black pepper

extra-virgin olive oil, jumbo sweet onions, thinly sliced, bourbon, unsalted butter, sugar, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, mayonnaise, tequila, fresh lime juice, pickled jalapenos, chopped fresh cilantro, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper, ground kobe beef, vegetable oil, for the grill, garlic salt, sea salt and freshly ground pepper, burger buns, unsalted butter, softened, for brushing, lime wedges

ground lamb, minced garlic, diced red onion, crumbled feta cheese, kosher salt and freshly cracked black pepper, balsamic vinegar, pomegranate molasses, soy sauce, canola oil, hawaiian sweet rolls or potato rolls, cucumber, peeled and sliced paper thin, mint aioli , recipe follows, fresh mint leaves, for garnish, garlic, sea salt, egg yolks , organic if possible, fresh lemon juice, mustard powder, extra light, extra-virgin olive oil, chopped fresh mint, freshly cracked black pepper

raisins, rum, greek yogurt, curry oil , recipe follows, onions, diced, seeded jalapeno pepper, minced ginger, ground lamb, white pepper, ground cumin, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, chopped cilantro leaves, chopped mint leaves, pine nuts , roasted, dough , recipe follows, vegetable oil, curry powder, ground cumin, turmeric, whole red chiles, crushed, all-purpose flour, salt, sugar, shortening, water, eggs