685 dumb guy Recipes

brown sugar, white sugar, all-purpose flour, ground cinnamon, salt, frozen peaches, thawed, about 3 lb prepared, cornstarch , dissolved in 1 tbsp water, lemon, juiced, butter, brown sugar, sugar, all-purpose flour, oats, almonds, dried cranberries, freshly grated nutmeg, ground cinnamon, salt, unsalted butter, room temperature, cut into 8 pieces, vanilla ice cream or whipped cream, for serving, special equipment : 12 by 8-inch oval stoneware dish or 13 by 9-inch rectangular glass or stoneware dish

canola oil, for frying, mexican chocolate, heavy cream, unsalted butter, granulated sugar, kosher salt, unbleached all-purpose flour, eggs, granulated sugar, ground cinnamon

all-purpose flour, divided, cornmeal, baking soda, salt, sugar, buttermilk, beer, eggs, water, minced italian parsley leaves, minced hot cherry peppers, minced garlic, grated parmesan, minced jalapeno pepper, chopped cilantro leaves, grated dry jack cheese, canola oil (or other low-saturated fat oil), italian-style cooked sausages, spanish-style cooked sausages

amaretto, limoncello, pink lemonade, grenadine, crushed ice , for serving, lemon twist, for garnish

mayonnaise, egg, lightly beaten, sliced scallions, white tip only, worcestershire sauce, dry mustard, hot sauce, salt and freshly cracked black pepper, lump crabmeat , picked over for shells, panko bread crumbs, vegetable oil, for frying, kaiser rolls, unsalted butter, room temperature, butter lettuce, heirloom tomato, sliced, mayonnaise, sour cream, apple cider vinegar, dijon mustard, lemon, juiced, paprika, cayenne, chopped italian parsley leaves, salt and freshly cracked black pepper, celery root, peeled and quartered (about 2 lb), cajun onion rings, recipe follows, sour cream, milk, hot pepper sauce (recommended : crystal), red onions, sliced into rings, celery salt, onion powder, garlic powder, mustard powder, paprika, chili powder, white pepper, salt, self-rising flour, vegetables oil, for frying

kiwis, peeled , 1 muddled, 1 cut into small pieces for garnish, fresh strawberry , 1/2 cup muddled, 1/2 cup cut into small pieces for garnish, blackberries, ice, white wine (recommended : pinot grigio or sauvignon blanc), orange-flavored liqueur (recommended : cointreau), fresh lemon juice, simple syrup (plus more depending on sugar level of berries)

diced red jalapeno, diced white onion, rice wine vinegar, chopped pineapple , without juice, honey, olive oil, lemon juice, salt and pepper, shrimp (21-25 count) raw , cut lengthwise in 1/2, salt and pepper, milk, egg, wonton skins, minced cilantro leaves, julienned red bell pepper

bone-in chicken thighs, freshly squeezed orange juice , about 2 oranges, grated orange zest, salt, freshly cracked black pepper, chiffonade fresh mint leaves, chiffonade basil leaves, white balsamic vinegar, minced shallots, celery seeds, olive oil, minced shallots, minced ginger, orange marmalade (look for marmalade with small rinds), sweet chili sauce, white balsamic vinegar, reserved marinade, strained

coconut, canola oil, jasmine rice, chicken stock, coconut milk, chopped cilantro leaves, roughly chopped cashews, frozen peas, salt

vodka, peach schnapps, amaretto, splash cranberry juice, splash orange juice, orange slices, for garnish, cherries, for garnish

butter, bananas , not quite ripe, cut in 1/2 lengthwise, brown sugar, banana liqueur, dark rum (recommended : myers s dark rum), coffee liqueur, freshly squeezed orange juice, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, vanilla ice cream

olive oil, divided, yellow onion, small dice, red bell pepper, small dice, divided, serrano pepper, small dice, minced garlic cloves, low-sodium corn, drained well, russet potatoes, peeled, cubed and boiled, sour cream, cream cheese, room temperature, pepper jack cheese, grated, sea salt, freshly cracked black pepper, green onions, sliced, divided, tomatillos, drained and roughly chopped, canola oil, flour tortillas, black beans, rinsed and drained well, pasilla pepper , large, roasted and peeled, sliced into long, thin strips, avocado, halved, pitted and flesh sliced in thin strips, freshly grated cotija cheese, for garnish, chopped cilantro leaves, for garnish, toothpicks

vanilla vodka, plus more for the rim, crushed vanilla cream sandwich cookies (recommended : oreo), ice, pineapple juice, lime wedges, canned whipped cream

butter, ground cumin, paprika, cayenne pepper, chopped cilantro leaves, salt, freshly ground black pepper, corn on the cob, queso fresco cheese, lime wedges

ears fresh sweet corn, shucked and removed from the cob, red bell pepper, minced, sweet onion, diced, fresh basil leaves , chiffonade, freshly cracked pepper, unsalted butter, heavy cream, nutmeg, ground, ricotta cheese, room temp, cream cheese, room temp, wonton wrappers, egg yolks, beaten, parmesan, grated

kosher salt, red-skinned potatoes , cut into 1/2-inch pieces, extra-virgin olive oil, unsalted butter, diced red onion, diced anaheim chile pepper, diced red bell pepper, corned beef, diced, minced garlic, paprika, freshly ground pepper, shredded cheddar cheese , sliced avocado, sour cream and sliced scallions, for topping

water, salt, butter, garlic clove, smashed, couscous, prepared vegetables , recipe follows, sherry vinaigrette , recipe follows, freshly cracked black pepper, green beans, ends trimmed, halved grape or cherry tomatoes, julienned red bell pepper, nicoise olives, jarred prepared mushrooms, best quality, english cucumber , sliced 1/8-inch thick on the diagonal, whole-grain dijon mustard, sherry vinegar, anchovy paste, minced garlic, olive oil, salt, freshly cracked black pepper

boneless, skinless chicken breast, blackening spice , recipe follows, vegetable oil, canned refried beans, shredded mozzarella cheese, shredded pepper jack cheese, chopped green onion, chopped cilantro leaves, roma tomato, diced, flour tortillas, black bean salsa , recipe follows, chipotle ranch dressing , recipe follows, granulated garlic, freshly crack black pepper, granulated onion, ground cumin, cayenne pepper, paprika, salt, black beans, rinsed, drained, low-sodium corn kernels, drained, roma tomato, seeded, small dice, peeled and finely diced carrots, chopped green onion, diced red onion, diced red bell pepper, chopped cilantro leaves, grated lime zest, freshly squeezed lime juice, ground cumin, sea salt, freshly cracked black pepper, ranch dressing, store-bought, sour cream, chipotle peppers