74674 christmas style cranberry fig cake Recipes

mayo, dried cranberries, tea sage, tea blk pepper course, tea salt, celery diced fine, cuo onion diced fine, lump crab meat, crumbled cornbread, egg lightly beaten

unsalted butter, cut up, heavy cream, eggs, at room temperature, granulated sugar, baking powder, salt, all-purpose flour, grated fresh orange peel, fresh cranberries, coarsely chopped, sugar, salt, water, corn syrup, vanilla extract

all-purpose flour, baking soda, kosher salt, butter, softened, orange zest (2 s), sugar, divided, eggs, separated, vanilla extract, sour cream, fresh or frozen cranberries, thawed (2 cups), orange glaze, orange icing

dried cranberries, grand marnier (orange liqueur), butter, softened, cream cheese, softened, sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, baking soda, orange yogurt, sugar, grand marnier (orange liqueur)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

cake mix (chocolate, cherry, spice, banana, lemon of your choice), eggs, shortening, water, chopped nuts or 1/2 cup coconut or 1/2 cup dried cranberries or 1/2 cup raisins

cranberry sauce, whole, apple pie filling, yellow cake mix, butter (1 stick), almonds or 1/2 cup walnuts, chopped or 1/2 cup granola cereal

all purpose flour, almond flour or almond meal* (about 2 1/2 oz), chinese five-spice powder, baking powder, baking soda, salt, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, unsalted butter, room temperature, sugar, golden brown sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, plain reduced-fat (2%) greek-style yogurt, chopped toasted almonds, halved fresh or frozen cranberries (do not thaw), dried sweetened cranberries, powdered sugar, orange juice

butter, softened, white sugar, egg, all-purpose flour, salt, baking powder, evaporated milk, vanilla extract, almond extract, chopped fresh figs, brown sugar, water, chopped fresh figs, lemon juice

unsalted butter, softened, granulated sugar, egg, all-purpose flour, salt, baking powder, evaporated milk, vanilla extract, almond extract, fresh fig, chopped, brown sugar , packed, water, fresh figs, chopped, lemon juice

butter, sugar, eggs, maple extract, baking powder, baking soda, flour, salt (use 1/4 tsp. if using ed butter), sour cream, whole cranberry sauce, chopped pecans

create a bakery-style filling, use the instant (or cook and serve ) pudding mix and substitute heavy cream for half of the milk requirements in the recipe., after mixing , place the pudding in a bowl and cover with plastic wrap but place the plastic wrap directly on the pudding to avoid a film from forming., after the pudding cools , you can use it to fill your cake. this technique will create a thick, heavy pudding and your guests will never know that the filling was not homemade

all purpose flour, ground cinnamon, ground ginger, baking powder, salt, ground nutmeg, dried cranberries, coarsely chopped dried calimyrna figs (about 8 oz), dried currants, fresh white french breadcrumbs, golden brown sugar, eggs, unsalted butter, melted, pure maple syrup, grand marnier or other orange liqueur, dark rum, grated tangerine or orange peel, vanilla extract, tangerine or orange peel twists (optional), fresh cranberries , rolled in sugar (optional)

all-purpose flour , measured after sifting, sugar, baking soda, baking powder, ground cinnamon, nutmeg, freshly ground, salt, vegetable oil, eggs, at room temperature, pure vanilla extract, buttermilk, fig preserves , stems removed from the figs and each fig cut into 4 pieces along with the syrup from the preserves, pecans, chopped, butter, buttermilk, sugar, pure vanilla extract, white corn syrup, baking soda

fresh cranberries (or frozen ), dried fig, stems removed, snipped fresh mint leaves, fresh basil (or 1/4 tsp. dried ) (optional), orange marmalade, balsamic vinegar

dried cranberries, chopped, currants, figs, chopped, boiling water, leg of lamb , butterflied (the weight is before removing the bone, save the bone), garlic, minced, fresh thyme, chopped (or 3/4 tsp dried thyme), sage, fresh chopped (or 1/3 tsp dried sage), orange , juice and zest of, carrots, stalk celery, diced, onion, diced, dry red wine (substitute beer or grape juice), salt & pepper

eggs, egg whites, flour, granulated sugar, baking powder, baking soda, pureed figs, carrots peeled and grated, crushed pineapple drained (reserve juice), seedless raisins, chopped walnuts, salt, cinnamon, powdered sugar, pureed figs, dried figs, vanilla

eggs, sugar, vegetable oil, buttermilk, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, baking soda, salt, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, fig preserves, applesauce, chopped pecans, toasted, cream cheese frosting, garnishes: dried figs , fresh raspberries, fresh mint sprigs, cream cheese frosting, unsalted butter, cream cheese, softened, vanilla, powdered sugar