68714 christmas pudding orange hard Recipes

unsalted butter, eggs, heavy cream, apple cider, light brown sugar, melted unsalted butter, salt, cinnamon, cubed stale cinnamon raisin bread, granny smith apple, cored and cubed (about 1 cup), dried apple, unsalted butter, sugar, hard alcoholic cider, egg yolks

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

oranges, french vanilla ice cream, grand marnier, ground cinnamon, fresh mint

pudding rice (or similar short grain rice), superfine sugar (caster), whole milk , plus a few tbsp extra for mixing, cornstarch, orange blossom water, ground cinnamon, for sprinkling

orange cake mix, instant vanilla pudding, candied orange peel, eggs, sour cream, oil, orange extract, powdered sugar, orange juice

oreo cookies, crushed, cool whip, vanilla pudding mix, milk (2 cups per package of pudding), orange food coloring, clear plastic cups

orange, eggs, agave nectar, almond extract, blanched almond flour, celtic sea salt, baking soda, dried cranberries, dried apricot, chopped, pistachios, chopped, walnuts, chopped

orange cake mix, orange flavored jell-o mix, water, cold water, instant vanilla pudding mix, milk, vanilla extract, orange extract

orange flavored jell-o mix, boiling water, mandarin oranges, drained, crushed pineapple with juice, frozen orange juice concentrate, thawed, instant vanilla pudding mix, cream cheese, softened, milk

unsalted butter, eggs, heavy cream, apple cider, light brown sugar, melted unsalted butter, salt, cinnamon, cubed stale raisin-cinnamon bread, granny smith apple, cored and cubed (about 1 cup), dried apples, hard cider sauce , recipe follows, hard cider sauce, unsalted butter, sugar, hard cider, egg yolks

unsalted butter, eggs, heavy cream, apple cider, light brown sugar, melted unsalted butter, salt, cinnamon, cubed stale raisin-cinnamon bread, granny smith apple, cored and cubed (about 1 cup), dried apples, hard cider sauce , recipe follows, preheat the oven to 350 degrees f. grease a 10 by 14-inch baking dish with the butter and set aside., in a large bowl, beat the eggs. add the cream, cider, sugar, melted butter, salt, and cinnamon, and whisk to combine. add the bread, fresh and dried apples, and stir to combine. pour into the prepared dish, cover with plastic wrap and refrigerate until the bread is well saturated, up to 1 hour.) bake until the top is golden brown and the center is firm, about 1 hour., oven and let sit on a wire rack for 15 minutes. cut into pieces and drizzle with the hard cider sauce., serve immediately .

instant vanilla pudding, orange flavor gelatin, tapioca pudding, water, mandarin oranges, drained, crushed pineapple, drained, cool whip

oranges, black olives, pink grapefruit, juiced, orange, juiced, cold-pressed, fruity olive oil (for example the picual variety), mint leaves, to garnish

orange sherbet, freshly squeezed orange juice, milk, fresh mint (for garnish )

orange sherbet or 2 cups sorbet, fresh squeezed orange juice, milk, fresh spearmint

whipping cream, instant chocolate pudding, orange liqueur (recommended : grand marnier), chocolate pudding cups (recommended : hunt s), fresh raspberries or strawberries, heart shaped chocolate garnish , optional, recipe follows, chocolate shell ice cream topping

oranges, tangerines, lemons, cinnamon sticks, 3 inches long, allspice berries, vanilla bean , split longways, sugar, white rum