43565 christmas ginger kringles Recipes
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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butter, softened (i used 1/2 applesauce and 1/2 butter) and10 Morebutter, softened (i used 1/2 applesauce and 1/2 butter), brown sugar, ground ginger, ground cinnamon, salt, baking soda, egg, soft diced gingerroot (cross btwn crystallized ginger and ginger in syrup. i use crystallized ginger minced very fine and u), unbleached all-purpose flour, light molasses (i used dark molasses or a mix of 1/4 cup molasses and 1/4 cup corn syrup)55 min, 11 ingredients
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ginger powder (or more if desired for a stronger taste) o... and11 Moreginger powder (or more if desired for a stronger taste) or 2 tbsp fresh minced ginger, fresh garlic, minced, butter, oil, fresh plum tomatoes, diced or 1 (28 oz) can diced tomatoes, drained, chicken broth, minced fresh parsley, divided or 1 pinch dried parsley, minced fresh basil, divided or 1 pinch dried basil, cornstarch, water, uncooked medium shrimp or 1 lb large shrimp, peeled and deveined, angel hair pasta, cooked20 min, 12 ingredients
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Christmas Ginger Man Cookiessoft shortening (not butter), dark brown sugar and13 Moresoft shortening (not butter), dark brown sugar, dark molasses, cold water, all-purpose flour, salt, cinnamon, allspice, ground ginger, baking soda, cold water, raisins, candied ginger, candied cherry30 min, 15 ingredients
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Christmas Pudding Shotschristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and2 Morechristmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
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Christmas Honey Fruit Dropschristmas honey fruit drops and13 Morechristmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.11 min, 14 ingredients
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Ginger Cranberry Cocktail (Frozen Vodka or Gin) (Dave Lieberman)ginger, peeled and roughly chopped, sugar, water and7 Moreginger, peeled and roughly chopped, sugar, water, place all syrup ingredients in a saucepan and simmer until sugar dissolves and the ginger is infused in the syrup, about 20 minutes. strain and allow to cool fully before use., frozen cranberries, lime, juiced, vodka or gin, cranberry juice, splash club soda, shaved ginger35 min, 10 ingredients
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Ginger Snapginger beer, ice, ginger juice, dark rum and6 Moreginger beer, ice, ginger juice, dark rum, cinnamon schnapps, egg white, cinnamon stick, crystallized ginger square, ground gingerbread cookie10 ingredients
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Ginger Spice Cookies (Food Network Kitchens)knob peeled fresh ginger or 2 tbsp prepared ginger juice and14 Moreknob peeled fresh ginger or 2 tbsp prepared ginger juice, all-purpose flour, baking soda, fine salt, ground ginger, ground cinnamon, ground allspice, freshly and finely ground black pepper, unsalted butter, room temperature cut into pieces, superfine sugar, molasses , preferably sorghum, water, egg white powder, sugar, sprinkles , candies, or colored sugars as desired1 hour 18 min, 15 ingredients
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Gingered Sweet Potatoesgingered sweet potatoes and16 Moregingered sweet potatoes, spice and the mild bite of green onions accentuate the sweet of the potatoes and raisins., sweet potatoes, peeled, green onions, chopped (white only ), heavy cream, dried ground ginger, light corn syrup, brown sugar, chopped raisins, worcestershire sauce, salt, ground black pepper, dry mustard, preheat oven to 325of., cover sweet potatoes with water in a 3-quart saucepan and bring to a boil; reduce heat, and cook about 25 minutes or till tender. drain. when cool enough to handle, slice into 1/2 inch thick slices. set aside., in a medium saucepan over medium heat , combine onions, cream, and ginger. reduce heat; simmer 4 to 5 minutes. stir in corn syrup, brown sugar, raisins, worcestershire sauce, salt, pepper and dry mustard. heat thoroughly, until thickened., in a 2-quart casserole , arrange sliced potatoes. pour sauce over potatoes. bake for 15 to 20 minutes. serve hot. serve 817 ingredients
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