194511 christmas cheer any time cheese spread Recipes

ground beef, taco seasoning, cheese spread (velveeta), sliced or chopped black olives, green onions, chopped, taco sauce, tabasco sauce (for the strong ), tostados (or favorite corn chips)

cocktail shrimp, chopped, cream cheese, softened to room temperature, mayonnaise, celery, chopped fine, onion, chopped fine, lemon juice, party rye bread slices or sturdy crackers

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

head of broccoli, chopped, onion, chopped, leek, chopped white and light green parts, potatoes, peeled and diced, celery rib, chopped, chopped carrot, garlic cloves, minced, chicken soup base, pepper, butter, flour, fat-free half-and-half, can use regular, shredded gouda cheese (any mild cheese is good too) or 2 cups cheddar cheese (any mild cheese is good too), salt , to taste

milk, onion , studded with, bay leaf, butter, flour, cheddar cheese (any strong cheese) or 150 g stilton cheese (any strong cheese), mustard, eggs, separated, cream

kraft old english cheese spread, kraft roka bleu cheese spread, cream cheese, onion flakes, garlic salt, season salt

sharp cheese spread , such as kraft old english cheese, at room temperature, cream cheese, softened, blue cheese, crumbled, garlic cloves, minced, drops hot sauce, onion, minced, salted butter, softened, dark beer, heated and cooled, plus extra , if needed, pumpernickel bread , such as the mini loaves you may find at the deli counter (optional), assorted crudites (optional)

boiling water (add 1 tbsp salt), dry medium elbow macaroni, margarine (i use blue bonnet), flour, cornstarch, skim milk, salt, citric acid, cheese spread (kraft sharp cheddar easy cheese), shredded cheddar cheese (medium, not mild or sharp), salt , to taste

boiling water (with 4 tsp salt), dry medium elbow macaroni, margarine, pernod , liqeuer (or 1/4 tsp anise extract or 1/8 tsp ground anise), granulated garlic, worcestershire sauce, granulated onion, sliced fresh cremini mushroom caps (1/3 inch thick ), margarine, flour, skim milk, salt, smoked paprika (or 1/2 tsp regular paprika plus 1/4 tsp liquid smoke flavoring), white pepper, cheese spread (kraft american easy cheese), shredded fresh white cheddar cheese (2 cups), powdered parmesan cheese, fresh provolone cheese (1 cup shredded, or sliced )

kraft macaroni and cheese (or any brand powdered cheese type mac and cheese), cream cheese, cubed, milk, butter, velveeta cheese, cubed (or any brand processed cheese spread), shredded sharp cheddar cheese, seasoning salt, parsley, garlic powder (optional), shredded cheddar cheese, for topping (optional), paprika

elbow macaroni, butter, flour, milk , plus 1/2 cup if needed later, prepared mustard, seasoning salt, dried parsley flakes, garlic powder (optional), cream cheese, cubed (i use neufchatel cream cheese as it s lighter), velveeta cheese, cubed (or any brand processed cheese spread), shredded sharp cheddar cheese, paprika

yellow cornmeal, chili powder, cream cheese, softened, eggs, garlic powder, ground cumin, diced green chilies, sliced green onion, divided (about 8), salsa, divided (mild, or any flavor ), shredded cheddar cheese, divided, sliced black olives, sour cream, tortilla chips or assorted crackers or sliced baguette

sourdough baguette (can use any crusty bread), neufchatel cheese (sub low-fat cream cheese), fresh jalapeno, seeded and finely diced, black pepper, fresh cracked (add to taste if using ground pepper), cayenne pepper (optional), onion powder, garlic powder, mrs. dash garlic and herb seasoning, teasppon cavenders all purpose greek seasoning, budweiser beer or 1 tbsp milk, dried onion, minced, cheddar cheese, shredded

boursin cheese , spread, refrigerated crescent dinner rolls , unrolled and laid flat, red bell pepper, chopped (or any color you like, but red is very good with this ), cracked pepper , to taste

butter, cream, cream cheese, garlic powder, kraft roka bleu cheese spread, kraft pimiento cheese spread, kraft american cheese spread, kraft old english sharp cheese spread

cream cheese, cheddar cheese spread (cheddar cheese flavor cold pack cheese food), assorted cracker

kraft old english cheese spread, pimento cheese spread, cream cheese, instant minced onion, worcestershire sauce

ham , christmas, cooked turkey, gruyere cheese, cranberry sauce, thick bread, butter