57320 chocolate snowball christmas Recipes

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

chocolate wafer cookie, whipping cream, sugar, shaved chocolate , for decoration

chocolate cake mix (regular size), butter, softened, shortening, sugar, milk, vanilla extract, red gel food coloring, cherry fruit by the foot fruit roll, assorted candies

different varieties of chocolate or chocolate chunk ice cream, warm chocolate sauce, lightly sweetened softly whipped cream, chocolate toppings such as chopped chocolate , chopped chocolate-covered toffee, or miniature chocolate sandwich cookies, chocolate or sugar cones

chocolate wafer cookies, crushed, butter, melted, chocolate syrup, heavy whipping cream, unsalted butter, light corn syrup, bittersweet chocolate or 8 oz semisweet chocolate, chopped, vanilla extract, chocolate-chocolate chip ice cream, chocolate fudge brownie ice cream, cookies -and-cream ice cream, white chocolate, melted

chocolate graham crackers, finely ground (not chocolate-covered), unsalted butter, melted, sugar, heavy cream, bittersweet chocolate, chopped (not more than 65% cacao if marked), eggs, pure vanilla extract, salt, heavy cream, bittersweet chocolate, finely chopped, light corn syrup, warm water

chocolate cookie crumb crust, oreo cookies (with filling), broken into rough pieces, about 2 1/2 cups, unsalted butter , melted and cooled, chocolate cream filling, half-and-half, table salt, granulated sugar, cornstarch, egg yolks at room temperature , chalazae (protein strands attached to yolk) removed (see related quick tip), unsalted butter (cold), cut into 6 pieces, semisweet chocolate or bittersweet chocolate, finely chopped, unsweetened chocolate , finely chopped, vanilla extract, cream topping, heavy cream (cold ), granulated sugar, vanilla extract

chocolate cake mix, non-instant chocolate pudding mix, eggs, semisweet chocolate chips

semi-sweet chocolate chips, evaporated milk, vanilla cookie crumbs, ginger snap cookie crumbs, sugar , sifted, chopped walnuts, kahlua liqueur, pure vanilla extract, shredded coconut

chocolate chips (i prefer milk chocolate), butter or 2 tbsp margarine, egg, beaten, colored miniature marshmallows, chopped pecans or 1 cup other nuts, your choice

chocolate sauce, white godiva vodka, irish cream, peppermint schnapps, half and half

christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy

christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.

chocolate cream-filled chocolate sandwich cookies, crushed (1 1/2 cups), ready-to-spread chocolate frosting, milk, chocolate instant pudding, cinnamon sugar or 1/8 tsp ground cinnamon, vanilla extract, salt, chocolate cream-filled chocolate sandwich cookies, coarsely chopped (2 cups), chocolate syrup, cream cheese, softened, powdered sugar, chopped walnuts, toasted, chocolate syrup

chocolate syrup or chocolate fudge sauce, chunky peanut butter, marshmallows, yogurt-covered raisins, chocolate frozen yogurt or chocolate ice cream

chocolate-flavored nilla wafers or chocolate graham crackers or plain and add more chocolate chips, semisweet chocolate chips, peppermint candies (about 36), pecans, cream cheese, softened

chocolate brownie trifle, a rich chocolaty brownie recipe , sure to cure those chocolate cravings., brownie mixes made according to directions on box unless you are like me and you make them homemade, topping or homemade whipped cream, chocolate mousse mix made according to package directions, chocolate toffee bars, such as skor or heath bars, chocolate bar for shavings, freeze the chocolate toffee bars and chocolate bar., bake two packages of brownie mixes according to package directions. let cool., while brownies are baking , mix two packages of the mousse mix according to package directions., let chill in refrigerator ., after brownies have cooled , scrape or crush the brownies until they are crumbly. put a layer of brownies in the trifle or glass bowl. next, put a layer of chocolate mousse on top, being sure to spread it evenly over the brownies. spread the whipped topping on top of the mousse. take the toffee bars out of the freezer and crush them. sprinkle the crushed chocolate toffee bars on top of the whipped topping. continue layering in this way until you finish with a layer of whipped topping. take the chocolate bar from the freezer and use a vegetable peeler to peel some chocolate curls from the chocolate bar. sprinkle the chocolate curls on top of the whipped topping., if you have any toffee pieces left you can sprinkle those on top too. enjoy

chocolate wafer cookies, crushed, butter, melted, candy bars with crunchy cookie bits in white chocolate, chopped, white chocolate baking squares or white chocolate, chopped, chopped pecans, toasted, flaked coconut, semisweet chocolate morsels, egg, lightly beaten, sweetened condensed milk