82 brother hoecakes Recipes

mushrooms, garlic powder (enough to make annoying brother retreat to his room or to taste), tb flour, salt to taste, unsalted butter, minced garlic (to make above said brother leave the house and stay gone for awhile.)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

real country hoe cake hoecake, self rising flour, milk, vegetable shortening

originally , native americans cooked these on hot rocks in an open fire. they were commonly referred to as ash cakes. later on, settlers from europe adopted the recipe, cooking the cakes on the blades of their hoes in the fireplace. this is where they get the name, hoe cakes ., this is a old (from early 1800s) pass-along recipe from va, which makes a thin hoe cake., great served with honey or butter, but i remember it most during, summer and harvest time, with fresh greens and all types of, garden veggies. sort of like a sop bread, water, white cornmeal, bacon drippings or butter, sugar, egg, well beaten, plain flour, salt, baking powder, milk or butter

whole fresh jalepenos chopped in half the veined and seeded, creme cheese, thick or slabbed bacon cut directly in the center so you have four even pieces, toothpicks

oil (used as separate times), milk, egg, lemon extract, flour, sugar, salt, baking powder, fresh or frozen blueberries (either works well), chopped walnuts or pecans or both, brown sugar, cinnamon, flour

all-purpose flour, sugar, baking soda, salt, baking powder, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, ground allspice, ground ginger, eggs, vegetable oil, pumpkin, water, chopped pecans

self-rising white cornmeal, loosely packed chopped green onions (white and light green parts only ), self-rising flour, sugar, salt, cold milk, vegetable oil

stone-ground white cornmeal (white if you are from the south, yellow if from the north) or 1 1/2 cups stone-ground yellow cornmeal (white if you are from the south, yellow if from the north), salt, boiling water, milk, bacon drippings (or sausage drippings, vegetable oil, or a combination), unsalted butter, softened, syrup or real maple , warmed

white cornmeal, dry yeast, egg, warm water (twice), salt, shortening (or other cooking grease), honey, butter

self rising flour, self-rising cornmeal, eggs, sugar, buttermilk, water , plus, water, bacon grease, vegetable oil

self-rising cornmeal, milk, egg, salt, cannola oil for frying the cornmeal cake

cornmeal, baking powder, kosher salt, egg, water, fresh or thawed frozen corn, vegetable oil

nonstick butter spray, all-purpose cornmeal, water, salt, sliced, about 1/8-inch, thin rounds okra, vegetable oil, butter

flour, cornmeal (recommended: indian head ), sugar, baking powder, kosher salt, frozen yellow corn, thawed, egg, beaten, milk, plus extra to thin batter, vegetable oil, plus extra for frying, maple syrup , for serving

corn meal, water, fresh jalapeno peppers, seeded and chopped, salt, vegetable oil, shrimp sauce, butter, onion, chopped, green pepper, chopped, all-purpose flour, dried summer savory, salt, cooked shrimp, peeled and de-veined, tomatoes, peeled and diced, water, hot pepper sauce

self-rising flour, self-rising cornmeal, eggs, sugar, buttermilk, water, vegetable oil or bacon grease, oil or butter for frying