10 and that breakfast Recipes

following quantities are meant to make a single layer of each item on your sandwich. you may need to adjust according to the size of your buns. ha, roll that s soft with a chewy crust, like a french roll, baguette, your local bakery s brat buns, or such as that., bacon, sliced mushrooms, about 2 large button, tomato, liver-sausage (braunschweiger) about 1 eighth inch thick, onion (optional), egg, butter for spreading, teaspn balsamic vinegar

everything bagel (or any flavor that you like!), jumbo egg whites (separated ), cube reduced fat sharp cheddar (i used 1/2 stick of crackel barrel reduced fat snack stick), reduced fat cream cheese (i used philadelphia brand), hot salsa- any brand is fine, coarse black pepper- few grinds, salt -pinch, pam butter flavor

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

lean ground beef (90/10), ground pork (i use johnsonville breakfast sausages), white bread (without the crust ground into breadcrumbs), yellow onion, egg, worcestershire sauce, butter, canola oil, lemon, nutmeg, allspice, beef stock, cream of mushroom soup (the 1 with roasted garlic), button mushroom (fresh, sliced , thats about 2 packs), heavy cream

packs of sweet cornbread baked according to instructions, sage breakfast sausage, onion chopped, red bell pepper chopped, green bell pepper chopped, ribs of celery chopped, garlic finely chopped, chicken broth, rubbed or ground sage, white sugar, salt, pepper

apples , any kind that you like best, spelt flour, baking powder, ground cinnamon, brown sugar , use an extra 4 for sprinkling, honey, plain fat-free yogurt, vegetable oil, applesauce, eggs, natural almonds, roughly chopped

ground beef or 1 lb lamb, breakfast sausage (i used maple flavor), onion (or more if you like ), garlic cloves (use what you like for taste), butter, brown gravy mix, water, cream of mushroom soup, sliced mushrooms, diced, corn, peas, parsley, oregano, mashed potatoes (recipe that you like)