12 amusing Recipes

white sugar, salt, butter, softened, vanilla extract, eggs, all-purpose flour, baking powder, cornmeal, milk

white sugar, salt, butter, softened, vanilla extract, eggs, all-purpose flour, baking powder, cornmeal, milk

white sugar, salt, butter, softened, vanilla extract, eggs, all-purpose flour, baking powder, cornmeal, milk

butter, onions, minced, flour, chicken broth, lobster base, whipping cream, brie cheese (rind removed ), pea pods, crabmeat

asparagus , tip pencil size and 2-inches long, steamed, drained, sliced on 1/4-inch bias, baby shrimp, cooked, lemon zest, italian dressing

artisan white bread, 1/4 inch thick, crusts removed, mayonnaise, inner romaine leaf, rinsed and dried, applewood-smoked bacon, red seedless grapes

char, skinless, 1/2-inch dice, rinsed, minced fermented black beans, minced ginger, shiitake mushrooms, 1/8-inch dice, scallions, sliced 1/16-inch, celery, diced 1/16-inch, aioli, below, all purpose flour , in a shallow dish, eggs, beaten , in a shallow dish, panko , in a shallow dish, baby romaine , 1/16-inch ribbons, salt and white pepper to taste, canola oil to cook, egg yolks, sambal, dijon mustard, canola oil, fresh lemon juice, salt and black pepper to taste, balsamic vinegar, chinese vinegar

bosc pears, almond champagne, ground cinnamon, hothouse cucumber, peeled and medium-diced

apples, washed,dried and stems removed, sugar, light corn syrup, water, cinnamon stick (optional), wooden skewer , see tester note

shrimp, cooked peeled and deveined (large, not jumbo ), tomato paste, water, vodka, fresh lemon juice, prepared horseradish, sugar, salt and pepper, to taste, cayenne pepper (or to taste), jalapeno, sliced into rounds and seeds removed (optional, for garnish. i even like the canned pickled jalapeno slices,if i m in a hurry)