141 tidal adult Recipes

unsalted butter (1 stick), all-purpose flour, whole milk (2 cups), heavy cream (4 cups), mozzarella cheese, shredded, fontina, shredded, triple cream brie (or saint-andre cheese), smoked gouda cheese, shredded, parmesan cheese, grated, goat cheese, sour cream, sliced prosciutto ham, cut into strips (omit for vegetarian ), fresh green peas (or frozen peas, thawed), dry macaroni, cooked and well drained (elbows or penne), minced black truffle

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

baked cheddar broccoli rice cups, thanks to fountain ave. grill: http://fountainavenuekitchen.com/baked-cheddar-broccoli-rice-cups, simple to whip up with ingredients you have on hand, this side is a sure kid-pleaser that adults will enjoy as well. i employ 1 of my favorite kitchen tricks with this recipe: any time i use frozen broccoli or spinach that needs to be thawed and drained well, i put it inside a tea towel and literally wring it out. you will be surprised by how much water is released, and getting rid of it will prevent your finished product from becoming soggy., vary the cheese if you like or bake in a casserole dish or jumbo muffins tins. for my better-for-you ranch dressing, quick-cooking rice , like minute rice (can substitute about 2 cups regular, cooked rice and omit the 1 cup stock below), chicken stock, frozen, chopped broccoli, thawed and excess water squeezed out, shredded cheddar cheese, divided, homemade ranch dressing (see recipe), or store bought, eggs, lightly beaten, salt and freshly ground pepper to taste, low-fat buttermilk, chobani 2% plain yogurt, mayonnaise, apple cider vinegar, canola or olive oil, kosher salt and freshly ground pepper to taste, minced chives, whisk all ingredients together ., dressing will keep for a week or so, covered, in the refrigerator., if you prefer a thicker dressing , use approximately 1/4 cup of buttermilk depending on your personal preference and intended use.

cake, flour, sugar, baking soda, crushed pineapple, easy icing, sweetened condensed milk, margarine, sugar, angel flake coconut

apple juice (unfiltered or the kind in the refrigerated section), apple cider, sugar, light brown sugar, cinnamon sticks (or 2 tbsp of ground if no sticks), mulling spices (if no , add the spices you add to apple pie, such as 3 cardamom cloves, 1/2 tsp ground), lemon juice (may use 1 tbsp lemon zest instead), ever clear grain alcohol (if you would like it stronger add up to a 1/2 liter more of ever clear but remember ever clear is 15)

oatmeal, whipping cream, powdered sugar, whiskey (not that it could be otherwise if you are using real scotch whisky!), fresh raspberry

apple juice or 2 cups cider, spiced rum, cinnamon schnapps, red apple, sliced

egg yolks, sugar, cocoa powder, marsala wine, cocoa powder or confectioners sugar, for the garnish

beer , full body, apple, allspice, pumpkin spice, cinnamon, brown sugar

unsalted butter, shallot, quartered, wild mushroom, cap and steam coarsely chopped (shiitake, crimini, porcini), italian hard salami, chopped (such as sopressata), eggs, hard cooked and chopped, mayonnaise, green onion, chopped, salt , to taste, pepper , to taste

apple cider, brown sugar, orange, halved, unsalted butter, softened, pumpkin pie spice, brandy , for adults

half and half, best available quality bittersweet chocolate, chopped finely, milk, creme de menthe (clear or green)

commercial bread dough, divided into four 4oz pieces, olive oil, stuffing possibilities for each bread: 2 oz of a melting cheese mozzarella for kids, goat s or fontina for adults plus 1 oz of sliced prosciutto or smoked ham, seasonings for cheese : hot peppers, sliced pimentos, anchovy fillets; capers, scallions, or cooked onions; garlic, sliced black olives; snipped fresh basil, or parsley, dab of pesto or black olive paste, sundried tomatoes or anything you can think of.

all purpose flour, salt, active dry yeast, sugar, water , tepid-- no hotter than 115 degrees, olive oil, spaghetti sauce, more) grated mozzarella cheese, grated parmesan, olive oil, grated fontina cheese, zucchini , cut into 1/4 inch slices and parboiled for 1 minute, drained and dried, cooked shrimp, sliced thinly, oil packed sundried tomatoes , cut into slivers

extra virgin olive oil, vegetable oil, dijon mustard and white wine vinegar, minced parsley, garlic, minced, salt and freshly ground black pepper, skinless boneless, chicken breasts or chicken tenders, unsalted butter, ground almonds

good bittersweet chocolate, unsalted butter, softened, sugar, eggs

take 1 cup fresh snow. add cherry juice and 1 maraschino cherry - winter slushy, take 1 cup fresh snow.......add chocolate sauce......layer some more snow.......add mini colored marshmallows.......add some more sauce and top with crushed graham crackers., take 1 clear icicle........add to cup of fresh snow.......mix with chilled lemonade.......or orange juice., take 1 cup of fresh snow add a candy cane........sprinkle with crushed mint chocolate candy., fresh snow........carmel ice cream topping drizzled.......add 1 ginger snap cookie......eat quickly ., me irish swiss relatives , of adult age, 1 shot...absinthe...and look at the fresh snow out yer winder, take 1 cup of fresh snow and drizzle with maple syrup....add child. and watch smile appear