45 sunday baking Recipes

uncooked vermicelli, green pepper, chopped, green onions, chopped, butter, cubed, garlic cloves, minced, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, cooked medium shrimp, peeled and deveined, celery salt, pepper, process cheese (velveeta), cubed, diced tomatoes and green chilies, drained, mushroom stems and pieces, drained, grated parmesan cheese

potatoes, peeled & cut in half, carrots, peeled and half cooked, parsnips, peeled, half cooked, cut in half, onions, peeled , cross cut on top, sprinkled with a bit of balsamic vinegar, head garlic , outer skin removed, sprinkled with olive oil on top, mushrooms, cleaned (or any combination of veggies that you want, however root veggies are best, broccoli etc. do not len), salt & pepper

monday, breakfast - who can eat breakfast on a monday swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth, lunch - send your secretary out for six gutbombers those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five cents. also serving french fries, a bowl of chili, a soft drink and have her stop on the way back for a family size bottle of maalox., afternoon snack - drink the maalox, dinner - six pack of beer and kentucky fried chicken three-piece dinner, don tsp eat the coleslaw., tuesday, breakfast - eat the coleslaw, lunch - go to the office vending machine and put ninety five cents in and close your eyes, push a button and eat whatever comes out swallowing it whole to prevent nausea., dinner - four tacos and a pitcher of sangria., wednesday, breakfast - jaws couldn tsp eat breakfast after a night out ., lunch - rolaids and a coke, dinner - drop in at a married friends house and beg for scraps, thursday, breakfast - serving out for pizza, lunch - your secretary is out sick , check mondays gutbomber sack for leftovers., dinner - go to a bar and drink yourself silly, when you get hungry ask the bartender for olives., friday, breakfast - eggs , sausage, and an english muffin at mcdonalds. eat the styrofoam plate and leave the food. it tastes better and it s better for you., lunch - skip lunch , fridays are murder, dinner - steak , well-done, baked potato, and asparagus. don tsp eat the asparagus, nobody really likes asparagus., saturday, breakfast - sleep through it ., lunch - ditto, dinner - steak , well done, baked potato, and brussel sprouts. dont eat the brussel sprouts. take them home and plant them in a hanging basket., sunday, breakfast - three bloody marys and half a twinkie., lunch - eat lunch waste a good buzz dont eat lunch ., dinner - chicken noodle soup - call a girl... called friend ... and ask her about renting a room, if that fails....there s always your mom, feed them ...and...they shall come

olive oil, garlic cloves, tomato paste, italian peeled tomatoes, water, salt & freshly ground black pepper, fresh basil leaves , torn into small pieces, ground beef (or 1 lb a combination of beef and pork), plain breadcrumbs, preferably homemade, eggs, very finely minced garlic, freshly grated pecorino romano cheese or 1/2 cup parmigiano-reggiano cheese, chopped fresh flat-leaf parsley, salt, fresh ground pepper, olive oil, ziti pasta, salt, freshly grated pecorino romano cheese or 1 cup parmigiano-reggiano cheese, ricotta cheese, mozzarella cheese, cut into small dice