3 scandalous Recipes

ice cubes, gin, dry vermouth, sweet vermouth, splash orange bitters (angosturas orange bitters preferred), lemon peel

chili (vegetarian , fat-free, regular, regular with beans, or a combination), pitted ripe black olives, drained and sliced, red enchilada sauce, regular or hot, cheddar cheese, shredded, half of a 14oz bag tortilla chips, coarsely crushed, a few dashes of hot pepper sauce , or to taste