5 perfect fail Recipes

flour (gold medal or robin hood), salt, egg, cold water, white vinegar

turkey parts (giblets , gizzards, neck, and liver), water or 4 cups turkey broth, carrot, shredded, stalk celery, finely chopped, onions, finely chopped, bay leaf, turkey drippings (with browned bits), water, flour, milk (optional) or 1/4 cup cream (optional), salt and pepper, to taste