925 funny family Recipes

ketchup, worcestershire sauce, light brown sugar, low sodium soy sauce, chopped onions (sauteed , we prefer them this way) or 1/4 cup raw onion, fresh bread , torn into small pieces, whole milk, chopped onions (sauteed , we prefer them this way) or 1 cup raw onion, sauteed chopped white mushroom (optional), chopped bell pepper (sauteed , we prefer red or yellow but green is ok too), sauteed minced celery (about 2 ribs), garlic cloves, minced, fresh flat-leaf parsley, minced, dry mustard, fresh thyme, eggs, kosher salt, coarse-ground black pepper, red pepper flakes , to taste, ground beef, ground chicken or 1/2 lb ground turkey, ground pork, onion, sliced into rings, fresh thyme sprigs, bacon or 6 slices sliced pancetta

post grape-nuts cereal (flakes ), ground beef, egg, salt, chopped celery, minced onion, sage, chopped celery leaves, chopped parsley, pepper, ketchup, milk or 1 cup stock

hamburger, onion, finely chopped, celery, finely chopped, catsup (i use hunts), water, lemon juice, freshly squeezed, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, white vinegar, dry mustard, salt, pepper, plain hamburger buns

family sized tea bags, very cold water, sugar (adjust to taste), orange, sliced

vegetable oil, diced onion, extra lean ground beef or 1 lb ground turkey, chili powder, ground cumin, ground black pepper, diced mild green chilies, diced tomatoes , no salt added, drained, drained canned corn, drained and rinsed canned red kidney beans, salt , to taste (optional), whole-wheat flour tortillas , warm according to package directions, fancy shredded monterey jack cheese, shredded lettuce, diced avocado (optional)

prepared yellow cake layer, prepared yellow cake layer, vanilla frosting (colored with food dye if desired), vanilla wafers, ice cream cups (jumbo size), ice cream cups, sugar ice cream cones, graham cracker sticks (we used nabisco honey maid grahams honey sticks), candy , seashells and rocks (optional-for a beach themed cake)

chicken breasts, halves. boneless and skinless, whole mushrooms, drained, swiss cheese, shredded, cream of mushroom soup, sour cream, dry sherry or 1/4 cup chicken broth, parmesan cheese, grated

flour , sifted, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, butter, sugar, eggs, sour cream, dark seedless raisins, chopped, flour

bread flour, water (60 f), active dry yeast, warm water (80-90 f), salt, dry italian seasoning mixed herbs, bread flour (start with 2 1/2 cups and add if necessary), extra virgin olive oil (for brushing top of dough), coarse salt

family-size tea bag, boiling water, dried currants, dried dates, pitted and chopped, eggs, slightly beaten, self-rising flour, brown sugar (light or dark ), ground cinnamon

chicken breasts (fresh or frozen ), sweet potatoes, fresh asparagus, honey, olive oil, fresh lemon juice, green onions, rosemary , to taste, thyme , to taste, basil , to taste, garlic powder , to taste, spreadable butter

steaks, all-purpose flour, fresh parsley, chopped, dried thyme, pepper, vegetable oil, sliced onion, carrots, cut in strips, french onion soup

pork and beans, ketchup, onion, chopped, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, white vinegar, chili powder, hot pepper sauce

bread flour, unbleached (unbleached all-purpose flour may be substituted), instant yeast, parmesan cheese, grated, garlic powder, powdered buttermilk (optional, for flavor only ), salt, olive oil, cool water (bottled is best , but tap will do), olive oil (for greasing pan ), marinara sauce (or your favorite pizza sauce), mozzarella cheese, shredded (your favorite blend of shredded pizza cheeses may be substituted), parmesan cheese, grated

tomatoes, water, stalks celery, sliced, onion, diced, potatoes, peeled and diced, carrots, sliced, frozen corn, frozen peas, diced zucchini, pearl barley, beef broth, powder, sugar

family-size tea bags, water, frozen lemonade concentrate, thawed, frozen limeade concentrate, thawed, mango nectar, cold water

pork and beans, ketchup, onion, chopped, brown sugar, worcestershire sauce, white vinegar, hot pepper sauce

albacore tuna, hard-boiled eggs, chopped, chopped celery, chopped onions, chopped dill pickles, chopped parsley, garlic salt, black pepper, red pepper, hot sauce, mayonnaise, creole mustard