685 dumb guy Recipes

margarine, yellow onions, minced, divided, chili powder, paprika, allspice, curry, dry mustard, ground cinnamon, ground beef , 80/20, water, hot dogs, salt, hot dog buns, yellow mustard, celery salt

kosher salt, sugar, bay leaves, garlic, peeled and smashed, ice, whole chicken, pineapple juice, ketchup, soy sauce, sherry vinegar, light brown sugar, ground ginger, garlic powder, kosher salt, paprika, cayenne pepper, onion powder, ground cumin, freshly cracked black pepper, lemon, juiced

masa harina flour, ground cumin, cayenne pepper, salt, water, more or less as needed, canola oil, plus 2 tbsp, divided, diced spanish chorizo, white onion, finely diced, yellow bell pepper, finely diced, serrano chile pepper, seeded and minced, granulated garlic, black beans, drained, lime , zested and juiced, salt and freshly cracked black pepper, grated queso quesadilla (or mozzarella), grated pepper jack cheese, avocado, halved and pitted, foot-long) piece parchment paper, plain yogurt, for garnish, freshly chopped cilantro leaves, for garnish, curtido slaw , recipe follows, shredded green cabbage (about 1/2 head ), shredded red cabbage, peeled and finely grated carrots, white vinegar, water, green onions, thinly sliced, diced pineapple, diced mango, minced pickled jalapeno, lime juice, apple cider vinegar, sea salt, freshly cracked black pepper

skirt steak, cut into 1/2-inch dice, kosher salt and fresh cracked black pepper, thick-cut applewood smoked bacon, 1/4-inch diced (about 1 cup), diced red onion, seeded and finely diced jalapenos (2 medium), minced garlic, kosher salt, fresh cracked black pepper, apple cider vinegar, best quality, cannellini beans, with liquid, lima beans, with liquid, kidney beans, with liquid, molasses, dark brown sugar, soy sauce, ketchup, crusty bread , for serving

hog sausage casing (about 14 feet), chipotles in adobo sauce, garlic, red wine vinegar, tequila, well-marbled boneless pork butt, ground cumin, kosher salt, ancho chili powder, pequen chili powder or cayenne pepper, granulated onion, paprika, dried oregano, white pepper, vegetable oil, for the grill

all-purpose flour, plus more for kneading, whole wheat flour, salt, lard, cold, unsalted butter, cold, warm water , about 98 to 100 degrees f, special equipment : tortilla press

sea salt, cayenne pepper, white pepper, garlic powder, coarsely ground black pepper, ground cumin, dried basil, skinless, boneless chicken breasts, extra-virgin olive oil, for brushing, hot sausage links, pizza dough, all-purpose flour , for dusting, cornmeal , for dusting, pizza sauce, shredded mozzarella cheese, sliced pepperoni, grated parmesan cheese, fresh basil leaves , torn

passion fruit juice, guava juice, fresh orange juice, fresh pineapple juice, dark rum, light white rum, sugar cane simple syrup, fresh lime juice, ice, orange wedges, for garnish, passion fruit wedges, for garnish, special equipment : 12-cup punch bowl, hurricane glasses

ice, lemon, cut in small pieces with the rind, fresh basil, plus extra for garnish, grappa, limoncello, simple syrup (equal amounts sugar and water heated until sugar dissolves; cool), splash club soda

garlic, chopped (not too small; larger chunks, about 1/4 inch), red pepper flakes, extra-virgin olive oil, crushed tomatoes, kosher salt, ground beef, ground sausage (preferably spicy pork), chopped onion, minced garlic, chopped fresh thyme, chopped fresh parsley , plus more for garnish, egg, grated parmesan , plus more for garnish, panko breadcrumbs, ricotta cheese, kosher salt, olive oil, slider-size potato buns, toasted

pork loin, cut into 6-oz portions, all-purpose flour, salt, freshly ground black pepper, granulated garlic, paprika, egg, milk, mustard, crushed unsalted crackers, panko bread crumbs, bacon, diced, diced yellow onion, approximately 1/2 cup, sliced button mushrooms, red wine, olive oil, for frying, beef stock, unsalted butter, room temperature, chopped fresh italian parsley leaves

ice cubes, orange vodka, coconut rum (recommended : malibu), splash peach schnapps, pineapple juice, raspberry puree, splash pina colada mix, lime wedges, for garnish

thick cut bacon, diced, sourdough bread loaves (about 1 foot long), pork butt or pork loin, cut in 1/2-inch pieces, smoked sausage, sliced 1/4-inch thick, andouille sausage, sliced 1/4-inch thick, chopped red onions, julienned red bell peppers, boneless chicken thighs, cut in 1/2-inch pieces, celery stalks, thinly sliced, minced fresh garlic, chopped parsley leaves, chopped green onions, salt, freshly cracked black pepper, cayenne pepper , or to taste, water, havarti cheese, thinly sliced

japanese eggplants (about 6 inches), olive oil, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, shrimp (21 to 25 count) cleaned, deveined and diced, rice vinegar, agave syrup, seeded and 1/4-inch diced red bell pepper, diced snow peas, mayonnaise, sriracha hot chili sauce, sweet chili sauce, lime , zested and juiced

grind italian roast coffee, black peppercorns, freshly cracked, dark brown sugar , plus 2 tbsp, kosher salt, granulated garlic, cayenne pepper, paprika, thick new york strip steaks, olive oil, stout, unsalted butter, room temperature

lime juice, red chili flakes, chili powder, rice wine vinegar, sugar, extra-virgin olive oil, salt, pepper, peeled, julienned jicama, peeled, julienned carrots, shredded napa cabbage, sliced red onion, julienned english cucumber, julienned red bell pepper, cilantro, chopped

olive oil, minced yellow onion, garlic, minced, cognac, yellow mustard, dijon mustard, pineapple juice, apple juice, brown sugar, honey, salt, freshly ground black pepper, smoked, unglazed ham, red jalapeno, seeded and finely diced, pineapple, peeled, cored and quartered, mangos, peeled and cored, red onion, minced, olive oil, lemon, juiced, salt, pepper

garlic, coarse sea salt, divided, freshly ground black pepper, divided, cayenne pepper, fresh rosemary leaves, sugar, pork loin roast , trussed, onions, quartered, zucchini , cut into 8 half-moon pieces, summer squash , cut into 8 half-moon pieces, carrots, washed and cut into 8 pieces, tomatoes, quartered, red potatoes, quartered, store-bought pesto, grapeseed oil, white wine , plus more if needed, chicken stock , plus more if needed, butter