685 dumb guy Recipes

chocolate ice cream, stout beer (recommended : guinness), curls bittersweet chocolate, for garnish, store-bought praline cookies, for garnish

chicken, cut into 10 parts (reserve neck, back and wing tips for the stock below), kosher salt, hot sauce, liquid smoke, freshly cracked black pepper, kosher salt, fresh cracked black pepper, canola oil, stalks celery and tips , cut into 2-inch pieces, carrot, cut into 4 pieces, onion, quartered, jalapeno, cut in half , seeds removed, liquid smoke, andouille sausage , cut into 1/2-inch slices on the bias, smoked sausage , cut into 1/2-inch slices on the bias, bacon fat, diced onion, diced celery, diced green bell pepper, diced red bell pepper, diced anaheim pepper, minced garlic, all-purpose flour, cayenne pepper, ground white pepper, kosher salt, freshly cracked black pepper, cooked rice , for serving, chopped fresh parsley, for garnish

ears corn, husked, bacon fat, yellow cornmeal, salt, baking soda, eggs, beaten, creme mexicana (mexican sour cream), chopped fire roasted hatch green chiles, water, chopped onion, goat cheese

chuck, trimmed and cut into 2-inch cubes, kosher salt, freshly cracked black pepper, canola oil, plus more for frying, yellow onions, peeled and sliced in 1-inch rounds, garlic, peeled and smashed, low-sodium beef stock, white vinegar, warm water, enchilada sauce , recipe follows, corn tortillas, grated cheddar, grated pepper jack cheese, sliced green onions, sliced black olives, sour cream, for garnish, boiling water, dried california chile pods, dried guajillo chile pods, dried pasilla chile pods, canola oil, yellow onion, peeled and chopped, garlic cloves, chopped, petite diced tomatoes , preferably fire roasted, dried mexican oregano, ground cumin, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper

rib-eye, boneless , trimmed of excess fat and cut into 1/2 by 2-inch long pieces, freshly cracked black pepper, balsamic vinegar, soy sauce, fish sauce, cornstarch, worcestershire sauce, minced garlic, minced ginger, canola oil, red onion , cut into 1/2 by 2-inch strips, about 2 cups, red bell pepper, seeded and cut into 1/2 by 2-inch strips, about 1 cup, yellow bell pepper, seeded and cut into 1/2 by 2-inch strips, about 1 cup, roma tomatoes, sliced into 1-inch wedges, french cut fries , recipe follows, beer, key lime juice, organic white rice , prepared according to package directions, for serving, chopped italian parsley, hot pepper sauce, for serving (recommended : aji or peruvian, both can be found online), special equipment : large wok, russet potatoes, water, canola oil, fine sea salt, freshly ground black pepper

chuck , trimmed of excess fat, cut into 1 1/2 to 2-inch cubes, olive oil, diced onions, peeled and diced carrots, anaheim pepper, seeded and finely diced, serrano pepper, seeded and minced, diced shallots, tomato paste, whole caraway seeds, toasted and ground, sweet hungarian paprika, hot paprika (pimenton, a spanish ), red chili flakes, freshly minced marjoram leaves, freshly minced thyme leaves, balsamic vinegar, chicken stock, low-sodium, bay leaves, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper

water, garlic cloves, cut in quarters, divided into 1/4 cup portions, salt, peppercorns, baby carrots, cut in half, cauliflower florets, celery, cut in 1-inch pieces, anaheim pepper , julienned, red bell pepper , julienned, red onion , julienned, extra virgin olive oil, red chili flakes, fresh-cracked black pepper, salt, sugar, red wine vinegar, spanish olive, large, diced, black olives, seeded, diced, pepperoncinis, stems , seeds removed, diced

vegetable oil, sliced yellow onion, garlic, thinly sliced, diced tomato, jalapeno, diced, dry white wine, butter, halibut fillets, kosher salt, spanish olives, cut into thin rounds, plus 2 tbsp olive juice from bottle, avocados, peeled and sliced, fresh lime juice, freshly chopped cilantro leaves

dry active yeast, agave nectar, whole-wheat flour, all-purpose flour, plus more for dusting, sea salt, eggs, dijon mustard, shredded swiss cheese, diced ham, snipped fresh chives, smoked sea salt, for sprinkling

olive oil, chopped yellow onion, chopped red bell pepper, chopped green bell pepper, garlic, water, sugar, kosher salt, white wine, honey, black peppercorns, ice, whole fryers, cut into 8 pieces each, all-purpose flour, dried marjoram, dried tarragon, freshly cracked black pepper, granulated garlic, granulated onion, buttermilk, peanut or canola oil, salt, special equipment : large cast iron skillet or heavy skillet, for frying

mayonnaise, sour cream, store-bought harissa paste, red wine vinegar, ground cumin, salt and freshly cracked black pepper

very ripe golden mango, peeled, strawberries, rinsed and hulled, fresh lime juice, demerara sugar syrup , recipe follows, silver rum, shaved ice, demerara sugar

low-sodium chicken broth, roasted chicken carcasses, black peppercorns, ribs celery, carrot, peeled, onion, peeled and cut in half, garlic, peeled, fresh thyme, bay leaf, kosher salt

heirloom tomato, fresh basil plus more leaves, for garnish, ice, premium gin, lemon, juiced, orange flavored liqueur (recommended : cointreau)

mixed heirloom tomatoes, extra-virgin olive oil, best quality, balsamic vinegar, best quality, kosher salt and fresh cracked black pepper, fresh basil leaves , chiffonade, head romaine , inner leaves only, micro greens, daikon radish sprouts, gorgonzola cheese crumbles, rosemary crostini , for serving, recipe follows, extra-virgin olive oil, minced garlic, dried basil, dried italian parsley, minced fresh rosemary, kosher salt, fresh cracked black pepper, inck ) thick slices good sourdough or dense french bread

dried hibiscus flowers, agave syrup, grated zest and juice of 1 lime, plus lime slices for garnish

unsalted butter, sliced pancetta, diced, onions, sliced 1/4-inch thick, head green cabbage, cored and sliced 1/2 inch thick, carrots , cut in 1/4-inch julienne, chopped fresh thyme, kosher salt, freshly ground black pepper, wide egg noodles, minced garlic, capers, rinsed and drained, green peas, preferably fresh, shelled, but can substitute frozen, white wine, freshly squeezed lemon juice, chopped fresh parsley leaves

roughly chopped shallots, crumbled blue cheese, sour cream, salt and freshly ground black pepper, freshly chopped chives, for garnish, sea salt, freshly cracked black pepper, paprika, brown sugar, cayenne pepper, salted kettle potato chips