169245 christmas croissant pudding cream Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Croissant Mini Quiche
    croissants, eggs, milk, onion powder, ground nutmeg and
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    croissants, eggs, milk, onion powder, ground nutmeg, salt and ground black pepper to taste, grated three-cheese blend (such as kraft parmesan, romano, and asiago blend), torn fresh baby spinach leaves
    35 min, 9 ingredients
  • Croissant Panini
    croissants , sliced in 1/2 lengthwise and
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    croissants , sliced in 1/2 lengthwise, smoked gouda cheese, grated (about 1 1/3 cups), grated parmesan cheese, genoa salami (about 24 slices), arugula
    15 min, 5 ingredients
  • Croissant With Peaches and Honey
    croissant, split, greek yogurt or 2 tbsp creme fraiche and
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    croissant, split, greek yogurt or 2 tbsp creme fraiche, peach slices (fresh or canned ), sliced almonds, honey
    8 min, 5 ingredients
  • Cream Cheese Bacon Croissants
    cream cheese (chive & onion) and
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    cream cheese (chive & onion), beef bacon, cooked and crumbled, refrigerated crescent dinner rolls
    30 min, 3 ingredients
  • Christmas Eve Salad
    cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise and
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    cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise, crushed pineapple, drained with juice reserved, heavy cream , whipped, marshmallows
    15 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Frozen Cream Cheese Fruit Cups
    cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise and
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    cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise, crushed pineapple, drained, pecans, chopped, marshmallows, red maraschino cherry, green maraschino cherry, cool whip
    30 min, 8 ingredients
  • Christmas Eve Salad
    cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise and
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    cream cheese, softened, mayonnaise, crushed pineapple, drained with juice reserved, heavy cream , whipped, marshmallows
    15 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Candle Cheese Spread
    cream cheese, softened, shredded cheddar cheese and
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    cream cheese, softened, shredded cheddar cheese, sour cream, chopped green onions, worcestershire sauce, hot pepper sauce, minced fresh parsley, sesame seeds, toasted, sweet red pepper, green pepper, assorted crackers
    30 min, 11 ingredients
  • Christmas Cheese Ball
    cream cheese, softened, shredded cheddar cheese and
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    cream cheese, softened, shredded cheddar cheese, chopped green bell pepper , or to taste, onion, chopped , or to taste, sliced pimento peppers, worcestershire sauce, lemon juice, salt
    20 min, 8 ingredients
  • Christmas Cheese Ball
    cream cheese, softened, shredded sharp cheddar cheese and
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    cream cheese, softened, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, chopped onion, diced pimiento, chopped green pepper, worcestershire sauce, lemon juice, chopped pecans, , toasted, assorted cracker
    15 min, 9 ingredients
  • Southern Style Christmas Bread Pudding with Bourbon Sauce Southern Style Christmas Bread Pudding with Bourbon Sauce
    loaves raisin cinnamon bread, eggs plus 2 egg whites, milk and
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    loaves raisin cinnamon bread, eggs plus 2 egg whites, milk, heavy cream, sugar or vanilla, madagascar vanilla, grand marnier, cinnamon, lemon juiced and zested, dried cherries and raisins, melted butter , for baking dish, bread crumbs from crusts, bourbon sauce , recipe follows, brown sugar, cold butter , cut into cubes, egg yolks, butter, dark brown sugar, vanilla, bourbon
    3 hour , 20 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Croissants With Scrambled Eggs, Tomatoes, and Dilled Havarti Croissants With Scrambled Eggs, Tomatoes, and Dilled Havarti
    croissants , split in half horizontally and
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    croissants , split in half horizontally, shredded havarti with dill, ripe heirloom tomatoes , cut into 12 slices, salt, fresh ground black pepper, eggs, water, butter, salt, fresh ground black pepper, chopped fresh dill
    50 min, 11 ingredients
  • Croissant Panini Croissant Panini
    croissants, gouda cheese, parmesan cheese, salami, arugula
    15 min, 5 ingredients
  • Croissant Panini (Giada De Laurentiis) Croissant Panini (Giada De Laurentiis)
    croissants , sliced in 1/2 lengthwise and
    4 More
    croissants , sliced in 1/2 lengthwise, smoked gouda, grated (about 1 1/3 cups), grated parmesan, genoa salami (about 24 slices), arugula
    15 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Cranberry Cheese Spread Christmas Cranberry Cheese Spread
    cream cheese, softened, sour cream, honey, cinnamon and
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    cream cheese, softened, sour cream, honey, cinnamon, whole berry cranberry sauce, almonds
    10 min, 6 ingredients
  • Lemon Pudding Cream Tart Lemon Pudding Cream Tart
    all-purpose flour, sugar, butter, softened, lemon, juiced and
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    all-purpose flour, sugar, butter, softened, lemon, juiced, instant lemon pudding mix, milk, heavy whipping cream, sour cream, sugar, vanilla extract, lemon , zested (optional)
    50 min, 11 ingredients




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