9459 christmas cheer any Recipes

  • Christmas Cheer (Or Any Time of Year) Cheese & Shrimp Spread
    cheddar cheese (about 10 oz, finely shredded ) and
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    cheddar cheese (about 10 oz, finely shredded ), carton cottage cheese, cream cheese (softened ), shrimp (deveined, drained & finely chopped ), dried onion flakes, garlic powder, ground red pepper, chili sauce, green peppers (finely diced ), red peppers (finely diced )
    15 min, 10 ingredients
  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Cheer
    green apple vodka, triple sec, grenadine, cranberry juice and
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    green apple vodka, triple sec, grenadine, cranberry juice, green apple vodka, triple sec, grenadine , plus, grenadine, cranberry juice
    5 min, 9 ingredients
  • Christmas Cheer
    apple juice, pineapple juice, cranberry juice, nutmeg and
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    apple juice, pineapple juice, cranberry juice, nutmeg, cinnamon stick, lemons , rind of
    13 min, 6 ingredients
  • Christmas Cheer Cocktail
    cranberry juice, pomegranate juice and
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    cranberry juice, pomegranate juice, seltzer water or 12 oz club soda, orange flavored, lemon juice, vodka, orange-flavored liquor, frozen cranberries, rosemary
    5 min, 8 ingredients
  • Christmas Yule Log
    nabisco chocolate wafers, instant pudding mix, any flavor and
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    nabisco chocolate wafers, instant pudding mix, any flavor, milk, cool whip, any flavor, cool whip , to frost the yule log
    4 hour 30 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Muffins
    glace cherries, melted butter (or any other oil), milk and
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    glace cherries, melted butter (or any other oil), milk, vanilla extract, all-purpose flour, sugar, salt, baking powder, bicarbonate of soda
    25 min, 9 ingredients
  • Christmas Dinner
    boneless pork roast and
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    boneless pork roast, top sirloin roast (or any round roast ), oven stuffer roasting chicken, turkey linguica (or sweet italian sausage if not available in your area), turkey chorizo (or hot italian sausage if not available in your area), peeled onions, beer
    5 hour 30 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Any Flavor Cookies....similar to Lofthouse Cookies / Copycat Any Flavor Cookies....similar to Lofthouse Cookies / Copycat
    any flavor cake mix (i prefer the mixes with pudding in t... and
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    any flavor cake mix (i prefer the mixes with pudding in them), vegetable oil, eggs, flour
    13 min, 4 ingredients
  • Christmas Cheer (Party Punch) Christmas Cheer (Party Punch)
    orange juice, honey, egg yolk, beaten
    10 min, 3 ingredients
  • Christmas Cheer Cocktail (Alcoholic) Christmas Cheer Cocktail (Alcoholic)
    passion fruit, halved, peach schnapps, vodka and
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    passion fruit, halved, peach schnapps, vodka, chilled cranberry juice, ice cube
    5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Cheer Cookies Christmas Cheer Cookies
    butter, softened, brown sugar, eggs, flour, baking soda and
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    butter, softened, brown sugar, eggs, flour, baking soda, whiskey, chopped walnuts or slivered almonds, raisins or dates or glazed fruit
    8 ingredients
  • Christmas (or any other time) Appetizer Christmas (or any other time) Appetizer
    thick sliced bacon, water chestnuts, soy sauce and
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    thick sliced bacon, water chestnuts, soy sauce, brown sugar
    15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Christmas Bourbon Fruitcake Squares Christmas Bourbon Fruitcake Squares
    butter, vanilla wafer crumbs and
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    butter, vanilla wafer crumbs, green glazed cherries, halved, candied red cherries, halved, candied pineapple, chopped, dates, chopped, chopped nuts (any kind you desire), sweetened condensed milk, bourbon
    40 min, 9 ingredients
  • Christmas, or Any Time Chipped Beef Cheese Ball Christmas, or Any Time Chipped Beef Cheese Ball
    cream cheese, softened, chipped beef, scallions and
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    cream cheese, softened, chipped beef, scallions, worcestershire sauce, assorted cracker, chopped parsley (optional), chopped pimiento (optional)
    10 min, 7 ingredients
  • Christmas Cake Christmas Cake
    philadelphia brand cream cheese, parkay margarine, sugar and
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    philadelphia brand cream cheese, parkay margarine, sugar, vanilla, eggs, cake flour, baking powder, candied fruit (any mixture ), chopped pecans, chopped pecans, candied pineapple slices, candied cherries
    1 hour 20 min, 12 ingredients




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