805 are stupid Recipes

bacardi 151 rum, vodka , smirnoff, baileys irish cream, kahlua

elbow macaroni, butter, hot dogs, sliced, tomato sauce, milk, process cheese food (such as velveeta), cut into small cubes

cream cheese, hormel chili (with or without beans), shredded cheese , 4 cups (nacho cheese works best)

red potatoes, smoked sausage, cream cheese (softened ), cream of celery soup, dry ranch dressing mix

lean ground beef, cooked and drained, onion powder, minced garlic, picante sauce (mild, medium or hot ), diced tomatoes, undrained, taco seasoning (mild, medium or hot ), chili beans in sauce, dark red kidney beans, undrained, black beans, undrained, chili powder, ground cumin, salt (optional), black pepper, oregano, red pepper flakes

frozen sliced strawberries in syrup, thawed, butter, softened, sugar, eggs, all-purpose soft-wheat flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, strawberry extract, paper baking cups, vegetable cooking spray, butter, softened, unsweetened cocoa, whipping cream, salt, powdered sugar, fresh strawberries, chocolate jimmies, whipping cream, semisweet chocolate, chopped

pick potato s that are or are about the same size, peruvian purple potato s cut in to 1/4 s, yukon gold potatoes cut in to 1/4 s, new red potato s cut in to 1/4 s, fresh green beans stems removed, fresh yellow beans stems removed, red bell pepper julienne cut, orange bell pepper julienne cut, vinaigrette, olive oil, whole shallot pealed, white balsamic vinegar, fresh parsley chopped, fresh basil chopped, fresh garlic chopped, honey, salt & pepper to taste.

jagermeister (actually a shot glass but it won tsp accept this measurement), pepsi or 6 oz coke or 6 oz cola

water, miracle whip, flour, sugar, baking soda, cocoa, salt, vanilla

bananas, over ripe and mashed, bananas, sliced, cream cheese, softened, cool whip, prepared graham cracker crusts

ground turkey, diced tomatoes with green chilies, corn, black beans (rinsed ), chili seasoning mix, water (depending on how long you want to let it simmer)

cream cheese, softened, cool whip, coconut extract, coconut flakes, prepared graham cracker crusts

ready made tomato soup (not condensed ), silken tofu, crumbled or 8 -10 oz chickpeas, drained, leeks or 1 onion, chopped, tomatoes, sliced into wedges, sugar (optional), fresh parsley, chopped (or cut with scissors), fresh sage, garlic powder, pepper , to taste, low fat half-and-half or 1 cup fat-free half-and-half, parmesan cheese, for garnish

center cut of even boneless pork chops , are nice too or 1 rack of baby-back pork ribs, honey mustard, tomato ketchup, lemon & herb seasoning, chopped garlic, sliced onion, black pepper

coarse salt , for cocktail rim, tequila, lime juice, triple sec, lime wedge, for garnish (optional)

rich rectangular crackers (such as waverly or club), sugar, butter, pure vanilla, chopped pistachios, almonds, chopped

rice noodle wraps (they are round, about 9 inches diameter, found in asian aisle of grocery store), skinny vermicelli (sp ) rice noodles, red bell pepers, green onions, cucumbers, a few large handfuls bean sprouts, bamboo shoots or sliced water chestnuts (optional), shrimp or prawns, your choice of dipping sauce, i like to use a peanut sauce and a sweet chille sauce.