280 greatest fail Recipes

lemon, lime, honey, granny smith apples, white onion, poblano pepper, fresh cilantro

garlic clove, finely chopped, capers, chopped, paprika, cayenne pepper (optional), basil, chopped tomatoes, brown sugar (approx ), pepper, salt (approx ), red wine vinegar (approx ), red wine, parmesan cheese, grated, some olive oil, spaghetti, enough for 2 people

corn oil, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, chopped, flour, fresh ripe roma tomatoes, pureed, seeded fresh jalapeno pepper, pureed, water (not broth!), salt, mexican oregano, crushed, ground black pepper, bay laurel leaf, ground cinnamon (optional ingredient ), ground cloves (optional ingredient ), fresh anaheim chilies or 6 large anaheim canned chilies or 6 fresh pasilla chiles or 6 fresh poblano chiles, water, salt, white vinegar, mild cheddar cheese (this is my personal preference) or 6 oz monterey jack cheese, separated eggs, flour (plus 1 tbsp for egg yolk mixture), salt, canola oil, for frying, sour cream, fresh cilantro

apple juice, frozen strawberries, sliced banana (make sure it is ripe), reduced-fat vanilla ice cream or 1 cup frozen yogurt

sherry wine vinegar, olive oil, dijon mustard, worcestershire sauce, ketchup (we used heinz), chopped fresh chives, chopped fresh tarragon, olive oil, shallots, finely diced, garlic cloves, crushed, salt & freshly ground black pepper, crushed red pepper flakes (optional), freshly ground beef chuck (preferably prime grade), chopped italian parsley, dijon mustard, worcestershire sauce, salt, fresh ground black pepper, egg, beaten to blend, bacon, gruyere cheese, frozen foie gras (we didn tsp use), black truffle (didn tsp use, way too pricey), brioche hamburger buns, split in half

butter or 4 tbsp margarine, onion, chopped, mushrooms, chopped, ground sirloin, salt, fresh ground black pepper, a-1 steak sauce, flour (for dredging), olive oil (preferably extra-virgin), kaiser rolls, lightly toasted, cheese , of your choice (optional), sour cream (optional)

olive oil, pre-made pizza crust, kc masterpiece origianal barbecue sauce, chicken breasts, jalapeno (seeds optional), onion, minced garlic, salt or pepper, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, parmesan cheese

corn oil, onion, chopped, garlic cloves, chopped, flour, fresh ripe roma tomatoes, pureed, seeded fresh jalapeno pepper, pureed, water (not broth!), salt, mexican oregano, crushed, ground black pepper, bay leaf, ground cinnamon

butter, crunchy peanut butter, sugar, brown sugar, egg, flour, baking soda, semi-sweet chocolate chips

yukon gold potatoes, coarse salt, mayonnaise, fresh lemon juice, dijon mustard, chopped fresh dill, fresh ground pepper, celery ribs, peeled and thinly sliced, chopped vidalia onions, scallions, thinly sliced, hard-boiled eggs, chopped

bread or 1/2 french baguette, eggs, milk (preferably 2%), cinnamon, nutmeg (this is for you to decide!)

chicken breasts, chopped up into 1 inch strips, kidney beans, drained and rinsed under warm water (i prefer goya), whole canned tomatoes, canned corn niblets (i prefer green giant), yellow onion , chopped into 1 inch ring segments, chili powder (or if you want to give it a real kick, 3 tbsp and the seeds of 1 whole red chili peppe)

macaroni, elbow or 1 lb rotini pasta, carrots, shredded, onion, finely chopped, sweetened condensed milk, sugar, vinegar, miracle whip, salt, pepper

tomato sauce, tomato puree, tomato paste, water, crushed bay leaf, olive oil, italian sausage, garlic cloves, peeled and crushed, mushrooms, sliced (about 1 1/4 cups), onion, peeled and chopped (about 1/2 cup), parsley, chopped, black olives, chopped, salt, granulated sugar, dried oregano, dried thyme, dried rosemary, dried basil, black pepper, eggs, ricotta cheese, mozzarella cheese, shredded (ab 2 cups), fresh parmesan cheese, divided (ab 1 1/3 cups), uncooked lasagna noodle

cornmeal, baking powder, baking soda, salt, eggs (beaten ), creamed corn, canola oil, sour cream

orange juice, pineapple juice, brandy, triple sec, vodka, zinfandel (higher quality is better), lemon juice, seltzer water, orange, limes, sugar

potatoes , boiled cubed still warm (i never peel spuds...your choice), red onion , course chopped, red capsicum , slivered (sweet pepper), yellow capsicum , slivered (sweet pepper), chopped parsley, chopped coriander (cilantro), capers packed in salt, olive oil, sesame oil, lemons , juice and zest course grated (or limes), salt and pepper