22 chocolate cookies spice cake Recipes

water (aka acid rain), eggs (aka snake bile), vegetable oil (aka goose grease), parsnip, cooked pureed (aka pond scum), dark chocolate cake mix (aka mucky mud), allspice (aka fly eyes), cinnamon (aka tree bark), red pepper flakes (aka dragon scales), caramels (aka toad sweat), cream (half n half aka ostrich milk), sea salt, to taste (aka dehydrated angel tears )

this is a very large recipe, cookies, this i3 1/2 lb of flour (10-12 cups), crisco or other shortening (1 1/2 cups), sugar, yeast cakes or 1 large yeast cake (or 2 packets/powdered yeast dissolved in 1/2 cup very warm water)., baking powder, raisins, hershey cocoa, hershey syrup (regular-size), cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger, buttermilk - about 2/3 pint - as needed, nuts - as many as you d like i often use chopped walnuts or pine nuts, glaze, confectioner, orange juice