wisdom for all foodies, dieters, and the entire human race |
anybody who tells you getting thin takes about a week is lying ... |
a.a. milne |
if you want to look young & thin hang out with old fat people ... |
j. eason |
eat caramels rather than chocolate creams' calories are worked off by extra chewing... |
what you eat standing up doesn't count... |
the best remedy for a fever is a snowcone... |
coffee whisks calories away from dunked donuts.... |
there are no calories in what you eat off of other people's plates... |
crumble up your cookies. cookie crumbs have way less calories than whole cookies |
there is no fat or calories in cotton candy....really....once you put it in your mouth it disappears.... |
health food is the food they serve in hell...(just kidding!) |
there are no calories in the baby food you taste before feeding it to your little bundle....and no calories in your children's leftovers.... |
remember, you're all alone in the kitchen and no one can see you ... |
julia child |
diet coke cancels out french fries... |
and last, but not least |
if no one sees you eat it.....you didn't |
chocolate.....it's not just for breakfast anymore |
