148 yuck yet Recipes

apples, sliced, cored and peeled, water, sugar, apple blossom honey (or which ever you have, but if you can get apple blossom, it has a wonderful flavor!), nutmeg (or better yet , a couple passes of a whole nutmeg over a micro plane), pt blueberries, corn starch dissolved in 1/4 cup cold water, fresh lemon juice

polenta cake, eggs, at room temperature, sugar, salt, grated zest of 2 large lemons, flour, corn meal or polenta (if polenta is very coarse, put it into a food processor and process until it has the consistency of flour), baking powder, heavy cream, at room temperature, extra virgin olive oil, olive oil vanilla ice cream, whole milk, sugar, salt, heavy cream, egg yolks, at room temperature, extra virgin olive oil, pure vanilla extract, grilled stone fruit, ripe, yet firm, stone fruits (plums, yellow nectarines, yellow peaches, or any combo desired), honey, balsamic vinegar, vanilla extract

fuji apples, peeled, cored and roughly chopped, ripe yet firm peach, pitted and roughly chopped, water, sugar, fresh lemon juice, fresh orange juice, shredded fresh mint leaves, lemon zest, extra-dry or demi-sec champagne, chopped crystallized ginger

diced ripe yet firm cantaloupe , from a 3-lb. melon, diced fresh pineapple , from a 2-lb. pineapple, red bell pepper, seeded and diced, red onion, diced, grated fresh ginger, jalapeno, seeded and minced, lemon or lime juice, chopped fresh mint leaves, olive oil, salt and pepper

go to the crafts store., purchase 1 or more bags of dried fruit, some plaster of paris, brown paint and a disposable cake pan., go home ., unwrap the dried fruit , carefully folding the wrapper inside-out and placing it at the bottom of your trash can. better yet, send it through your personal paper shredder and use it for insulation in the attic., mix the plaster of paris with water and pour into the disposable cake pan. place dried fruit on top, gently pushing in so it looks baked in the batter. let dry., take your fruitcake out of the disposable cake pan ., cover the top, bottom and sides with brown paint, avoiding the fruit., wrap your fruitcake in festive , colored saran wrap and finish with a bow. i like using red wrap because it gives a warm glow to the fruitcake., give your fruitcake to someone you want to impress. when they lift it, they ll say, wow! you must have made a really rich fruitcake! don tsp forget to smile and say, oh, its paris-style fruitcake., worry about someone trying to eat your fruitcake. nobody actually eats fruitcake... that s just a rumor. just so you know, the dried fruit won go bad because it has the same preservatives as twinkies, which have a shelf-life of about 237 years.

unsalted butter, divided, sugar, cocoa powder, water, vanilla, divided, all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, whole milk or light cream, egg, beaten