262 practical april fool Recipes

fine sea salt, onion salt, garlic granules, dried thyme, dried marjoram, dried ground horseradish, icing sugar, cornflour

saltine crackers, butter, brown sugar, semisweet chocolate morsels, chopped walnuts

ground beef, red kidney beans, tomato sauce, diced tomatoes, chili powder, sour cream, shredded cheddar cheese

unflavored gelatin, cold water, heavy cream, granulated sugar, sour cream, plain low-fat yogurt, vanilla extract

red kidney beans, diced tomatoes, tomato sauce, ground beef, chili powder, shredded cheddar cheese, sour cream

bacon, mayonnaise, shredded cheddar cheese, chopped green onions, chopped almonds, pepperidge farm thin bread, cut into bite size pieces

plain roasted chicken (from grocery), chopped pecans, citrus berry fusion dried fruit (welch s), celery ribs, diced, lemon juice, salt, mayonnaise (more or less for your taste ), honey

refried beans (i use no fat green chile & lime flavor), chopped green chilies, shredded cheese , taco blend works best, sour cream, taco seasoning, green onion, chopped (optional)

enchilada sauce, wolf brand chili with no beans, fat free ground beed browned and spiced, salt, pepper, cumin, garlic powder, fat free shredded cheddar cheese, corn tortillas microwaved to make pliable

evaporated milk, light corn syrup, peanut butter, salt, sugar, vanilla

fava beans, garbanzo beans (chickpeas), lemon juice, extra virgin olive oil, garlic cloves, minced fine

yves ground round vegetarian ground beef , original flavour or 1 1/2 cups rehydrated textured vegetable protein, garlic, minced, onion, chopped, jalapenos or 1 habaneros or 1 chili pepper (optional), green pepper, chopped, stalks celery, diced, kidney beans (red or white ), diced tomatoes, chili powder , to taste, black pepper, salt, red pepper flakes , to taste

dried pink lentils or 1 cup white beans, water, salt, salt, garlic cloves, minced, olive oil, lemon juice, romaine lettuce or other lettuce, scallions, cut into 3-inch lengths

your favorite red spaghetti sauce, carrot, sliced thin, frozen peas, frozen wax bean, cut in small pieces

cooked fava beans, onion, chopped, tomato, diced, olive oil, cumin powder, parsley, chopped, lemon , juice of, salt, pepper, red chili pepper, pita bread (optional)

brown sugar, all-purpose flour, milk, soft butter or 2 tbsp margarine (real butter is best), maple extract

pork & beans, barbecue sauce, dark molasses, brown sugar, bacon , cut up then cooked, onion, diced