163 laugh Recipes

green peppers, chopped, spinach, parmesan cheese, shredded, laughing cow cheese wedges, rotisserie chicken, shredded, spinach tortilla wraps, black pepper, salt, chili pepper

whole wheat penne, laughing cow herb and garlic, smoked salmon, grapeseed oil, peas, green olives, canola mayo

golden sweet corn, laughing cow cheese , pasteurized cheese (laughing cow three wedges), green bell pepper, chopped (or more ), red bell pepper, chopped, creole seasoning, to taste (i use tony chachere s)

zucchini, potatoes, onion, laughing cow light creamy swiss wedges, chicken bouillon powder, salt and pepper to taste

light tortilla or flat out wrap, laughing cow smooth sensations classic cream, onion powder, ground cumin, avocado mashed, red bell pepper chopped, black beans, salsa, lettuce or baby spinach

egg, laughing cow light swiss cheese, double fiber english muffin, land o frost canadian bacon

boneless skinless chicken breasts, a good ground cinnamon (i used vietnamese because it s the best), original creamy swiss laughing cow cheese, swiss cheese (1 oz), canned artichoke hearts, non-marinated -coarsely chopped (quartered pieces or 3 whole artichokes), salt, for filling, black pepper, for filling, hickory smoke thin sliced bacon (brought to room temperature), chopped fresh cilantro leaves, salt and pepper, for the chicken piece, ground cardamom, toothpick (optional)

cilantro (the large stems cut off near the bottom of the bunch), walnuts (chopped ), garlic cloves (whole ), lemon juice, green onion (green parts only ), salt, broccoli (about 1 crown,stems removed), basil (dried ), parmesan cheese (ok to use bottled kind for spaghetti), vegetable oil (can use olive if you want), laughing cow swiss cheese (approximately 3 wedges, individually wrapped soft spread)

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

mushrooms, just the caps, white crabmeat, celery, minced, red pepper, minced, laughing cow light cheese (1 wedge, any flavor ), sour cream, reduced fat, cream cheese, reduced fat

chicken breast, pounded, reduced fat breakfast ham, laughing cow cheese , garlic and herb, mushroom peices

frozen chopped spinach, thawed, frozen chopped onions, thawed, butter, garlic clove, minced, laughing cow cheese (spreadable swiss cheese), sour cream, salt, fresh ground black pepper

whole wheat spaghetti, deli-style sliced ham, pineapple chunk (i use 1 of those individual size serving cups), laughing cow light swiss cheese (wedge)

flaked imitation crabmeat (or high-quality crabmeat), scallions, finely chopped, fat-free cream cheese, room temperature, light spreadable swiss cheese (recommended : the laughing cow light), room temperature, reduced-sodium or lite soy sauce, chopped garlic, wonton wrappers (often stocked near the tofu in the refrigerated section of the market), sweet and sour sauce , optional, chinese-style hot mustard , optional

flour tortillas, divided, laughing cow light swiss cheese, lowfat mozzarella cheese, divided, turkey pepperoni, mini slices, divided

uncooked whole-wheat-blend rotini pasta (about 2 cups), frozen broccoli or cauliflower florets in lowfat cheese sauce (about 6 cups), light spreadable swiss cheese (recommended : the laughing cow), salt and freshly ground black pepper, optional, fresh parsley , for serving, optional

homestyle whole wheat tortilla, warmed, eggs, scrambled, laughing cow cheese , wedge, baby spinach leaves, salsa, sliced avocado

potatoes, cubed, laughing cow light swiss cheese, skim milk, salt, pepper, granulated garlic