212 jay zero cholesterol Recipes

dry red wine (cabernet sauvignon, merlot, pinot noir), zeroed, raspberry vinegar , zeroed, dijon mustard , zeroed, salt and pepper to taste, lamb chops, net for 2 lb fresh

diet coke or 8 oz coke zero or 8 oz diet dr. pepper soda, rum or 1 fl oz jack daniels whiskey, lime wedge

pumpkin puree, canned or cooked, whole wheat flour, brown sugar , firmly packed, baking powder, salt, baking soda, cinnamon, ground ginger, nutmeg, buttermilk, vegetable oil , such as canola, vanilla extract, eggs, well beaten (further reduce fat & cholesterol by substituting 1 egg + 1 egg white, or 1/2 cup egg substitute), walnuts, finely chopped

makes 6 servings, generous 3/4 cup each, active time : 25 minutes, total time : 25 minutes, extra-virgin olive oil, chopped cauliflower florets (about 1 medium head ), salt, reduced-sodium chicken broth, freshly grated orange zest, orange juice, currants, whole-wheat couscous, sliced scallion greens, heat oil in a large saucepan over medium heat. add cauliflower and salt; cook, stirring, until softened, about 3 minutes. add broth, orange zest, juice and currants; bring to a boil over high heat. stir in couscous and scallions. remove from heat and let stand, covered, until the liquid is absorbed, about 5 minutes. fluff with a fork., nutrition information: per serving: 163 calories; 3 g fat (0 g sat, 2 g mono); 1 mg cholesterol; 31 g carbohydrate; 6 g protein; 6 g fiber; 239 mg sodium; 356 mg potassium., nutrition bonus : vitamin cup (78% daily value), folate (15% dv)., carbohydrate servings, exchanges : 1 1/2 starch, 1 vegetable, 1 fat

butter, sugar, flaked coconut, unsweetened chocolate, melted, maraschino cherries, drained (optional)

cooked long-grain rice (for uncooked rice, see step 1), vegetable oil, coarsely chopped garlic, onion, finely chopped, fresh ground black pepper, green beans, diced, fresh or frozen corn kernels, soy sauce, thai green curry paste, scallions, cucumber, peeled,sliced in half ,and with seeds removed if they are watery, lime

orange juice, banana, peeled, frozen strawberries, frozen peaches, vanilla whey protein powder (i use jay robb brand)

chicken wings or 24 chicken drummettes, olive oil, garlic powder or 1 tbsp granulated garlic, salt, black pepper, marinara sauce, hot sauce , to taste, garlic cloves, chopped, chopped fresh parsley, for garnish

beef, chopped, oil, onion, diced finely, garlic cloves, minced, string bean, cut in 1/4 inch slices, blanched, eggs, beaten, cornstarch, water, beef stock, rice, cooked

christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house

all purpose flour, cornmeal, sugar, baking powder, salt, earth balance brand spread (organic and cholesterol free), egg beaters or other egg substitute (cholesterol free), plain silk brand soy milk (cholesterol free), olive oil, pre heat oven to 400f, this recipe is for a 10- 101/2 cast iron skillet. it can also be baked in any 9 1/2 round pan , or glassware.

betty crocker sugar cookie mix, butter or margarine, melted, egg, brown sugar, gold medal all-purpose flour, baking powder, salt, vanilla, eggs, chopped pecans, heat oven to 350of. spray bottom of 13x9-inch pan with cooking spray., in large bowl, stir all crust ingredients until soft dough forms. press dough in bottom of pan using floured fingers. bake 20 minutes ., meanwhile, in medium bowl, stir all pecan filling ingredients until well blended. pour over hot crust., bake 15 minutes or until center is set. cool completely, about 2 hours. for bars, cut into 9 rows by 4 rows. store covered in refrigerator., high altitude (3500-6500 ft): in step 4, bake 20 minutes., nutrition information, calories 150 (calories from fat 70); total fat 8g (saturated fat 2g, trans fat 0g); cholesterol 25mg; sodium 95mg; total carbohydrate 18g (dietary fiber 0g, sugars 13g); protein 2g percent daily value*: vitamin a 2%; vitamin cup 0%; calcium 0%; iron 2% exchanges: 1/2 starch; 1/2 other carbohydrate; 0 vegetable; 1 1/2 fat carbohydrate choices: 1, percent daily values are based on a 2,000 calorie diet .

rice noodles (i like to use thai kitchen), chicken or vegetable stock, water, shrimp, cleaned and devined, baby bok choy (or just slice regular bok choy), fresh sliced mushrooms, premium fish sauce (can adjust for a less salty flavor), original egg beaters (no cholesterol eggs), optional or 1 scrambled egg

scoop vanilla protein powder , i use jay robb whey, pumpkin puree, unsweetened, salt, pumpkin pie spice , to taste, soymilk, fat-free cool whip, ice cubes , if desired

butter or 1/4 cup coconut oil, egg (or replacer), stevia truvia (i use palm sugar), blanched almond flour, jay robb vanilla whey protein (soy or rice), celtic sea salt, baking soda, cinnamon (optional)

canned sweet potatoes, sugar, reduced-calorie margarine, egg whites, beaten, vanilla, low-fat milk, oatmeal, reduced-calorie margarine, brown sugar, cinnamon

flour, salt, ground black pepper, paprika, egg, milk, chicken tenderloins (lb to thin strips)