38 jay driver Recipes
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pizza crusts, ready to bake, olive oil and10 Morepizza crusts, ready to bake, olive oil, favorite prepared pasta or 1 1/3 cups pizza sauce, taco seasoning mix, diced sun-dried tomato, simply potatoes shredded hash browns, crispy cooked crumbled smoked bacon, black beans, cooked and drained, corn kernel, pre-grilled chicken strips, cut into 1-inch pieces, crumbled goat cheese, chopped cilantro20 min, 12 ingredients
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christmas with louise and14 Morechristmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house15 ingredients
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Cart Driver's Spaghetti: Spaghetti alla Carrettiera (Mario Batali)
dried porcini mushrooms, guanciale , cut into lardons and5 Moredried porcini mushrooms, guanciale , cut into lardons, extra virgin olive oil, garlic, coarsely chopped, san marzano tomatoes and their juices, crushed by hand, salt and black pepper, to taste, dry spaghetti1 hour 40 min, 7 ingredients -
Daffodil Driver (Sandra Lee)
part apricot nectar, shot peach vodka, shot apricot brandy and3 Morepart apricot nectar, shot peach vodka, shot apricot brandy, shot orange-flavored liqueur (recommended : grand marnier), orange wheel, for garnish, lemon wheel, for garnish5 min, 6 ingredients -
Southern Driver
sugar cube, water, bitters, shot whiskey and5 Moresugar cube, water, bitters, shot whiskey, shot flavored whiskey (recommended : southern comfort), splash orange juice, ice cubes, orange slice, for garnish, maraschino cherry, whole, for garnish1 min, 9 ingredients -
Spaghetti in the Style of the Cart Driver---Spaghetti alla Carrettiere (Mario Batali)
extra-virgin olive oil, red chili flakes and5 Moreextra-virgin olive oil, red chili flakes, fennel seeds, crushed, dried oregano, garlic, crushed and minced, salt, spaghetti20 min, 7 ingredients -
Pumpkin Pie Protein Paradise
scoop vanilla protein powder , i use jay robb whey and7 Morescoop vanilla protein powder , i use jay robb whey, pumpkin puree, unsweetened, salt, pumpkin pie spice , to taste, soymilk, fat-free cool whip, ice cubes , if desired5 min, 8 ingredients -
Healthy Christmas Cookies, Vegan and Gluten Free
butter or 1/4 cup coconut oil, egg (or replacer) and6 Morebutter or 1/4 cup coconut oil, egg (or replacer), stevia truvia (i use palm sugar), blanched almond flour, jay robb vanilla whey protein (soy or rice), celtic sea salt, baking soda, cinnamon (optional)18 min, 8 ingredients -
Uncle Jay's Sweet Potatoes
canned sweet potatoes, sugar, reduced-calorie margarine and7 Morecanned sweet potatoes, sugar, reduced-calorie margarine, egg whites, beaten, vanilla, low-fat milk, oatmeal, reduced-calorie margarine, brown sugar, cinnamon1 hour , 10 ingredients -
Max & Erma's Chicken Fingers - Chef Jay Miller
flour, salt, ground black pepper, paprika, egg, milk and1 Moreflour, salt, ground black pepper, paprika, egg, milk, chicken tenderloins (lb to thin strips)20 min, 7 ingredients
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