446 incredibly fail Recipes

cheese spread, cubed, shredded mild cheddar cheese, shredded sharp cheddar cheese, mayonnaise, sugar, salt, pepper

lump crabmeat , shells picked, cream cheese, softened, sour cream, imitation crabmeat, shredded, dry white wine, onion juice, mustard powder, whole milk, cheddar cheese, grated, garlic, salt, ground pepper , to taste, paprika

fresh jalapeno peppers, diced, fresh cilantro, chopped finely, vidalia onion, diced, roma tomato, diced, kosher salt, ground habanero chile pepper, lime , juice of, avocados

eggs, cheese, shredded, tomato, chopped, salt, ground black pepper, cooked ham, chopped

butter, eggs, molasses, vanilla, water (approx ), granulated sugar, brown sugar, baking soda, baking powder, salt, flour, premium chocolate chips

glutinous-rice flour, cornstarch, almond flour, teff flour, light cane sugar, coconut flour, butter, vanilla sugar, salt, xanthan gum, egg yolks

sugar, butter, lemon juice, peach schnapps or 2 tbsp peach nectar, ripe peaches, pitted, peeled, cut into 1 inch thick wedges (about 1 1/2 lb), cake flour , plus, cake flour (not self-rising), baking powder, baking soda, nutmeg, cinnamon, sugar, butter, softened, egg, vanilla extract, almond extract, buttermilk

flour, butter (softened ), granulated sugar, brown sugar, vanilla extract, water

sea salt (1 container), ground dill seed (or 1 tbsp. dill weed), onion powder, ground celery seed, garlic powder, sweet hungarian paprika, fresh ground black pepper, fresh ground white pepper, sugar, ground mace, curry powder (maharajah style preferred), mustard powder

head iceberg lettuce, shredded, shredded cheddar cheese, avocado, diced, tomato, diced, seasoned ground beef, cooked and drained, sliced olive (optional), chopped green onions (optional), nacho cheese flavor doritos, finely crumbled, french dressing

ready-made chocolate graham wafer pie crust, milk chocolate candy bars with almonds

butter, whole milk, cocoa powder (i recommend ghiradelli), sugar, salt, vanilla extract, dry instant coffee

sea salt, broccoli, washed, florets and stalks chopped, romanesco or 1 lb white cauliflower, washed, florets and stalks chopped, olive oil, garlic cloves, peeled and finely sliced, fresh thyme , leaves picked, best-quality anchovy packed in oil, drained and chopped , oil reserved, dried chilies, crumbled, fresh ground black pepper, good-quality tomato sauce, good-quality red wine vinegar, creme fraiche, parmesan cheese, finely grated, cannelloni tubes, fresh basil , leaves picked, good-quality mozzarella cheese, extra virgin olive oil, handfuls arugula leaves, washed and dried, lemon

shortening, brown sugar, unbeaten eggs, cake flour, baking powder, vanilla extract, peanuts, salt

chuck roast , with lots of marbeling, olive oil, vidalia onions, sliced thin, salt and pepper, chopped garlic (about 2 cloves, to taste), porter (dark beer), beef broth

eggs, separated, sugar, butter, softened, canola oil, coconut extract, vanilla extract, almond extract, cake flour, baking powder, baking soda, salt, buttermilk, flaked coconut, chopped, cream of tartar, cream cheese, softened, butter, softened, sugar, coconut extract, flaked coconut, toasted

lamb chops, dried cranberries, kiwi fruit, peeled & quartered, green onion, trimmed & roughly chopped , about 1cup, fresh rosemary, chopped, vegetable oil, champagne vinegar, pepper, kosher salt, lamb chops, creme fraiche

butter (preferably ) or 1 cup margarine, at room temperature, icing sugar , plus, icing sugar, flour, eggs, sugar, fresh lemon juice, baking powder