2691 happy april fool day Recipes

peeled sliced baking apples (granny smith, macintosh work well), sugar, lemon juice, cinnamon, tapioca flour, enjoy life happy apple cookie, crumbled (approx . 1 cup), margarine, cinnamon

bran and cranberry muesli, & cranberry muesli (21 day wonder diet: day 4), vegetable oil, skim-milk natural yogurt, egg, self-rising flour, orange rind, finely grated, mixed spice, demerara sugar, low-fat ricotta

muesli , bran & cranberry (21 day wonder diet: day 4), pear, sliced thinly, skim-milk fruit-flavoured yogurt, skim milk

cake flour, baking powder, salt, unsweetened chocolate, coarsely chopped, unsalted butter or margarine, softened, granulated sugar, eggs, clear vanilla extract..... (wiltons makes it in the candy isle )

flour, sugar, butter, room temp ., vanilla, eggs, baking powder, salt, milk, strawberries, washed and stemmed, reserve a few for garnish if desired, sugar to taste

shredded green cabbage, shredded raw bok choy, dark green leaves only, green onion, white part only,finely minced, white wine vinegar, vegetable oil, sugar, celery seed, dry mustard, sweet paprika, salt and pepper

pure butter, whole milk, saffron threads, cake flour, raw sugar, baking powder, baking soda, good egg, rose water, madagascar vanilla, chopped apricots and quince (that has been bathed in 3/4 cup henri iv(will i wish...but,only a very nice cognac will do) for 2 weeks...after draining apricots and quince,if any of this succulent,sensual nectar is remaining...pour into 1 flawless crystal glass and indulge)

eggs, prepared mustard, mayonnaise, garlic salt, onion powder, paprika, for garnish

cream cheese, softened, shredded cheddar cheese, garlic powder, cayenne pepper, worcestershire sauce, jarred roasted red pepper, drained and chopped, chopped fresh parsley

uncooked white rice, butter, skinless, boneless chicken breast halves - cubed, salt to taste, eggs, beaten, sliced mushrooms, green onions, chopped, soy sauce , or to taste

bread, thick sliced , preferably day old, turkey gravy, leftover, cooked turkey, turkey stuffing, leftover (aka dressing), cranberry sauce, salt & freshly ground black pepper, to taste, ground sage, monterey jack pepper cheese, sliced (any type of cheese is good)

sheet roll-out fondant (can be found in most craft or specialty shops), roll toilet paper, frosting (like the tube kind at craft stores), grosgrain ribbon (and or or other decorations)

boneless skinless chicken breast, fat-free cream of chicken soup, fat-free cream of mushroom soup, chicken rice-a-roni, add some twang with poultry seasoning (optional), green beans (optional) or corn (optional) or lima beans, to get your veggies for the day (optional)

beef broth, low sodium, diced celery, diced onion, minced garlic, diced carrots, dry lentils, fresh spinach, chopped, sliced fresh mushrooms, cooked barley, cooked chicken, chopped, cooked bulgur wheat

canola oil, chopped onion, garlic, chopped shallot, diced carrot, diced celery, dried oregano, ground cumin, paprika, chopped chicken breast, organic low-sodium chicken broth, canned whole tomatoes, chopped swiss chard, quinoa

cannellini beans or 1 (15 oz) can great northern beans, rinsed and drained, lemon juice, plain yogurt, chopped fresh parsley, salt, pepper, hot sauce, garlic, minced, tortilla chips

tea bags, family size (or 9 small bags), water (96 oz), ground cinnamon, pineapple juice, frozen orange juice, thawed, lemon juice, splenda brown sugar blend