3756 grandma lavonne christmas Recipes

  • Christmas With Louise
    christmas with louise and
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    christmas with louise, as a joke , my brother, jay, used to hang a pair of panty hose over his fireplace before christmas. he said all he wanted was for santa to fill them., what they say about santa reviewing behavior and checking the list twice must be true because every christmas morning, although jay s kids stockings overflowed, his poor pantyhose hung sadly empty., year i decided to make his dream come true. i put on sunglasses and with a hat pulled down and went in search of an inflatable love doll. they don tsp sell those things at walmart., i had to go to an adult bookstore downtown. if you ve never been in an x-rated store, don tsp go. you ll only confuse yourself. i was there an hour saying things like, what does this do you re kidding me! who would buy that finally, i made it to the inflatable doll section. i wanted to buy a standard, uncomplicated doll that could also substitute as a passenger in my car so i could use the car pool lane, during rush hour. finding what i wanted was difficult. love dolls come in many different models. the top of the line , according to the side of the box, could do things i d only seen in a book on animal husbandry. i settled for lovable louise. she was at the bottom of the price scale. to call louise a doll took a huge leap of imagination., on christmas eve , with the help of an old bicycle pump, louise came to life., my sister-in-law was in on the plan and let me in during the wee morning hours, long after santa had come and gone, i filled the dangling pantyhose with louise s pliant legs and bottom. i also ate some cookies and drank what remained of a glass of milk on a nearby tray. i went home, and giggled for a couple of hours., next morning my brother called to say that santa had been to his house and left a present that had made him very happy but had left the dog confused. she would bark, start to walk away, then come back and bark some more. we all agreed that louise should remain in her panty hose so the rest of the family could admire her when they came over for the traditional christmas dinner., my grandmother noticed louise the moment she walked in the door. what the hell is that she asked. my brother quickly explained , it s a doll. . who would play with something like that granny snapped. i had several candidates in mind, but kept my mouth shut. where are her clothes granny continued., boy , that turkey sure smells nice, gran, jay said, trying to steer her into the dining room. but granny was relentless. why doesn tsp she have any teeth again, i could have answered, but why would i it was christmas and no 1 wanted to ride in the back of the ambulance saying, hang on granny! hang on! ., my grandfather , a delightful old man with very poor eyesight, sidled up to me and said, hey, who s the naked gallon by the fireplace i told him she was jay s friend. a few minutes later i noticed grandpa by the mantel, talking to louise. not just talking, but actually flirting. it was then that we realized this might be grandpa s last christmas at home., dinner went well. we made the usual small talk about who had died , who was dying, and who should be killed, when suddenly louise made a noise that sounded a lot like my father in the bathroom in the morning. then she lurched from the panty hose, flew around the room twice, and fell in a heap in front of the sofa. the cat screamed. i passed cranberry sauce through my nose, and grandpa ran across the room, fell to his knees, and began administering mouth to mouth resuscitation. my brother fell back over his chair and wet his pants laughing and granny threw down her napkin, stomped out of the room, and sat in the car., it was indeed a christmas to treasure and remember. later in my brother s garage, we conducted a thorough examination to decide the cause of louise s collapse. we discovered that louise had suffered from a hot ember to the back of her right thigh. fortunately, thanks to a wonder drug called duct tape , we restored her to perfect health., louise went on to star in several bachelor party movies. i think grandpa still asks about her whenever he can get out of the house
    15 ingredients
  • Christmas Mini Choc Puddings
    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate and
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    christmas pudding, brandy, melted dark cooking chocolate, melted white chocolate
    1 hour 15 min, 4 ingredients
  • Grandma's Christmas Sugar Cutout Cookies
    flour, baking powder, salt, sugar and
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    flour, baking powder, salt, sugar, shortening or 1 cup margarine, eggs, vanilla extract, ground pecans (optional, ground pecans for added flavor. this is how grandma always mixed hers) (optional)
    8 min, 8 ingredients
  • Grandma's Christmas Cake
    sugar, oil, eggs (well beaten ), vanilla and
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    sugar, oil, eggs (well beaten ), vanilla, coarsly diced peeled apples, chopped nuts, raisins, flour, salt, baking soda, cinnamon, butter, sugar, corn syrup, cream, ground cardamom
    1 hour 40 min, 16 ingredients
  • Grandma's Christmas Brittle
    sugar, light corn syrup, water, butter, cubed, salt and
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    sugar, light corn syrup, water, butter, cubed, salt, unsalted dry roasted peanuts, baking soda, water, vanilla extract
    15 min, 9 ingredients
  • Grandma's Christmas Cake
    sugar, raisins, water, butter, cubed and
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    sugar, raisins, water, butter, cubed, king arthur unbleached all-purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg and cloves, chopped pecans, heavy whipping cream, butter, cubed, sugar, egg yolks, lightly beaten, brandy
    1 hour 10 min, 15 ingredients
  • Grandma's Christmas Bread
    warm milk (70° to 80°), lemon juice and
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    warm milk (70° to 80°), lemon juice, butter, softened, sugar, salt, king arthur unbleached bread flour, active dry yeast, golden raisins, raisins, dried currants, grated lemon peel, sugar, milk, butter, melted, vanilla extract
    10 min, 16 ingredients
  • Mini Christmas Puddings
    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy and
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    christmas plum pudding or 200 g christmas cake, brandy, icing sugar, egg white, dragees (silver balls)
    45 min, 5 ingredients
  • Cuervo- Jose That Is- Christmas Cookies
    christmas cookies, water, baking soda, sugar, salt and
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    christmas cookies, water, baking soda, sugar, salt, brown sugar, lemon juice, eggs, nuts, dried fruit, jose cuervo tequila
    11 ingredients
  • Grandma LaVonne's Christmas Pickles Grandma LaVonne's Christmas Pickles
    sized cucumbers, water, alum, vinegar, sugar and
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    sized cucumbers, water, alum, vinegar, sugar, pickling spices, cinnamon (for red pickles only)
    192 hour , 9 ingredients
  • Christmas Pudding Shots Christmas Pudding Shots
    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream and
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    christmas plum pudding, milk, double cream, vanilla ice cream, brandy
    4 hour 5 min, 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Honey Fruit Drops Christmas Honey Fruit Drops
    christmas honey fruit drops and
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    christmas honey fruit drops, mixed chopped candied fruits and peels , chopped candied cherries, raisins, and chopped pecans, bourbon, brown sugar, honey, butter or margarine, eggs, all purpose flour, baking soda, ground cinnamon, ground nutmeg, baking powder, dairy sour cream, combine fruits , nuts, and bourbon. cover, let stand several hours. in mixer bowl cream sugar, honey, and butter or margarine. beat in eggs. mix dry ingredients. add to creamed mixture alternately with sour cream. stir fruit mixture into creamed mixture. drop by tsp onto greased cookie sheet. bake in 350 degree oven for 10 to 12 minutes. cool on wire rack. frost, if desired. makes about 5 dozen cookies.
    11 min, 14 ingredients
  • Grandma's Christmas Cookie Grandma's Christmas Cookie
    all-purpose flour, baking soda, cream of tartar, salt and
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    all-purpose flour, baking soda, cream of tartar, salt, margarine, softened, butter, softened, white sugar, eggs, vanilla extract, ground pecans, sugar , or more as needed
    23 min, 11 ingredients
  • Grandma's Christmas Brittle Recipe Grandma's Christmas Brittle Recipe
    sugar, light corn syrup, water, butter, cubed, salt and
    4 More
    sugar, light corn syrup, water, butter, cubed, salt, unsalted dry roasted peanuts, baking soda, water, vanilla extract
    55 min, 9 ingredients
  • Grandma's Christmas Brittle Grandma's Christmas Brittle
    granulated sugar, light corn syrum, water, butter cubed and
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    granulated sugar, light corn syrum, water, butter cubed, salt, unsealed dry roasted peanuts, baking soda, water, vanilla extract
    30 min, 9 ingredients
  • Christmas Rice Krispies Marshmallow Balls Christmas Rice Krispies Marshmallow Balls
    crisp rice cereal (christmas colored rice krispies) and
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    crisp rice cereal (christmas colored rice krispies), marshmallows, caramel squares, eagle brand condensed milk, butter
    1 hour , 5 ingredients
  • Christmas Limas With Pesto Bulger Christmas Limas With Pesto Bulger
    vegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper and
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    vegetable broth, bulgur, sweet red pepper, sliced green onion, pesto sauce, cooked christmas lima beans or 2 cups pinto beans or 2 cups cranberry beans, fresh ground pepper, toasted bread , slices
    20 min, 8 ingredients
  • Grilled Anchovies (or Sardines) with Christmas Limas, Mint and Chili Oil (Mario Batali) Grilled Anchovies (or Sardines) with Christmas Limas, Mint and Chili Oil (Mario Batali)
    christmas lima beans , soaked overnight in 6 cups water and
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    christmas lima beans , soaked overnight in 6 cups water, red onion, thinly sliced, mint, leaves only, extra virgin olive oil plus 1/2 cup, red jalapenos or serrano chilis, seeded and roughly chopped, hot pepper flakes, capers, fresh anchovies (or sardines), red wine vinegar, head frisee lettuce, washed and spun dry
    9 hour 5 min, 10 ingredients




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